Black Women Statue Ideas!

Content collected from the web | 5/11/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Recently, a statue of a black woman was unveiled on Times Square. It is almost a parody of itself, depicting an overweight, angry-looking black lady.

I like to consider myself helpful, so for the next statues commemorating this kind of person, allow me to enter these ideas:

Title: EBT ANGER


Title: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

[Vendome]

Bass Tard!

Over at pornhub for the test of the evening

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Well, the Giant bloated bronze Tish statute...Lets hope no one splashs some insect attracting substance like anchovy juice or honey all over it. Imagine it all covered in flies or wasps! Nasty!

[SkyDancer]

Oh yeth!

[Candor7]

The sculptor used the wrong model, a coarse, "in your face" photo of Fanni Willis, the Madame AG of Atlanta.

This statue signals the death of just how attractive black women truly are at their best. A travesty. Not iconic at all.

Someone needs to straighten this sculptor out and use a more accurate version of Black American Goddess instead of an unAmerican skank.

[blondiegoodbadugly]

LOL

[MayflowerMadam]

“That statue may well have been modeled after her!”

It was totally Leticia James. (IMO)

I heard a mixed-race panel on Newsmax or Fox discussing it. One black guy said that the attitude displayed — typical black chick with hands on hips, etc. — is disturbing. You go home, walk through the door, and see THAT! You leave ASAP.

[MayflowerMadam]

“She must have had a serious shot of adrenalin”

Probably not adrenalin. Something else. Something illegal.

[PGalt]

😂 Thanks

[MtnClimber]

Here is a statue idea for Churchill Downs, home of the Kentucky Derby:

[mowowie]

leverage and all..
to grab that 8ft table from the end part, pick it up and hurl it like that is Hulk like strength.
I picture her hanging off the Empire state building swatting off F-22’s like they were mosquitoes..

[TigersEye]

Oh, to be 20 again ... and have money.

[Candor7]

THat’s a 10-4 here too.

[spintreebob]

Cinderella. Cinder is black, of course. She is an example for all women.

[NorthMountain]

Regarding your statues ..

Many years ago, a woman closely resembling “EBT Anger” was in line ahead of me at the supermarket. Rather unexpectedly, a ham fell to the floor from between her thighs. She immediately glowered around, and shouted indignantly: “Don’t NOBODY be throwin’ no HAMS at me!!!!”

[NorthMountain]

Elsewhere on this forum, I have been excoriated for reminding folks that South Africa was more peaceful and prosperous under apartheid than it is now under the current communist tribal kakistocracy.

[wardaddy]

Blacks fared better too
You can make the same case about blacks here during segregation

It would be helpful to address where this goes wrong time and again

[Sirius Lee]

I want one.

[Candor7]

Imagine hunting elk with one, just cruise around pick one out and ride it in,explode it 20 feet from the target.

[NorthMountain]

America would be a better place if people paid more attention to the likes of Booker T. Washington, and less to the professional victims exemplified by the NAACP and BLM.

[Sirius Lee]

If I had one of these then hunting elk would be the farthest thing from my mind.