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Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota
babylonbee.com ^ | May 6, 2025

Posted on 05/07/2025 6:09:32 AM PDT by V_TWIN

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite of her paralyzing fear of white men.

"White men cause most death and are very scary," said the woman, who fled Somalia in 1991 to escape a bloody civil war and moved to a city in the American Midwest before marrying a white man. "I am terrified of white men every day. They are gross and icky and violent."

"I'm a good person," she added.

Sources say the woman, who left a mostly black country to live in a state with a higher percentage of whites than Ohio and Pennsylvania, lives in constant fear for her life. "Any day, I could get murdered by a white man. One of them might stalk me at night and suck out all my blood like a vampire while shouting 'this is MAGA country.' I think my totally rational fear clearly demonstrates how dangerous white men are."

The congresswoman reiterated that any calls for her to move back to the black nation of Somalia were "racist and sexist" and would "likely result in death."

"If I move back to Somalia I might die," she said. "Because of white men."

At publishing time, Ilhan Omar had accused white men of being the cause of black on black crime, global warming, and her low IQ.


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1 posted on 05/07/2025 6:09:32 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

That black woman that moved to Africa after Trumps win and found out she American and not African ,LOL


2 posted on 05/07/2025 6:15:27 AM PDT by butlerweave
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That, 'low IQ' part rings TRUE, LOL!

BOO! Looks like quite the 'dangerous' crowd!


3 posted on 05/07/2025 6:25:11 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: V_TWIN

“They are gross and icky and violent.”

And racist too!


4 posted on 05/07/2025 6:26:09 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: V_TWIN

Been a while, but the Bee did get me again. Sounds (or is) too true to be parody.


5 posted on 05/07/2025 6:29:51 AM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: V_TWIN
Ilhan Omar ?

She is just an unAmerican jerk.

Not even men from her home tribe will Fatwa her.



6 posted on 05/07/2025 6:36:46 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>) )
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To: V_TWIN

Ya, while black teens are running around Mpls every night stealing peoples cars and shooting people!


7 posted on 05/07/2025 7:35:08 AM PDT by high info voter (Delivery )
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“White men cause most death and are very scary,” said the woman, who fled Somalia in 1991 to escape a bloody civil war....

So....who was fighting in that bloody civil war? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t white men.


8 posted on 05/07/2025 7:56:36 AM PDT by MAGA2017
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To: V_TWIN

GOBBELDYGOOK


9 posted on 05/07/2025 8:07:52 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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