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Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate
AP ^
 | 4/29/25
 | AP
Posted on 05/02/2025 11:45:44 AM PDT by DallasBiff

 TUSKEGEE, Ala. (AP) — A runaway kangaroo named Sheila shut down a stretch of interstate in Alabama on Tuesday before state troopers and the animal’s owner wrangled the wayward marsupial. 
 The Alabama Law Enforcement Agency said the kangaroo was spotted Tuesday hopping along the side of Interstate 85 in Macon County, which is between Montgomery and Auburn. 
 The sight snarled traffic, and state troopers shut down both sides of the interstate for the safety of motorists. The animal’s owner and troopers were able to capture it, Capt. Jeremy J. Burkett of the Alabama Law Enforcement Agency said.
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KEYWORDS: alabama; kangaroo; sheila
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    A kangaroo in Alabama? Maybe she was in heat and hopping to the DFW airport, to get the Qantas fight to Sydney. 
 I know bad joke, flame away.
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
05/02/2025 11:48:36 AM PDT
by 
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
 
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
05/02/2025 11:51:01 AM PDT
by 
KierkegaardMAN
(I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.)
 
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
05/02/2025 11:58:28 AM PDT
by 
ClearCase_guy
(People who receive less results for effort will naturally put in less effort when the game is rigged)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Sheila trying to get away from Bruce.
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posted on 
05/02/2025 11:59:08 AM PDT
by 
Major Matt Mason
(Everyone that voted Trump/R in '24 needs to show up in '26.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Wouldn’t a kangaroo hop away?
L
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 11:59:35 AM PDT
by 
Lurker
( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
 
To: Major Matt Mason
    Sheila-the one MacDundee flirted with?
 
To: DallasBiff
    She was trying to get to a brewery to drink some hops.
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:00:16 PM PDT
by 
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
 
To: hellinahandcart
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:01:14 PM PDT
by 
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
 
To: Tell It Right
    Apparently, she ran away from a Federal District Kangaroo Court.
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:01:49 PM PDT
by 
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Looking for an oil can of Fosters?
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:02:46 PM PDT
by 
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
 
To: DallasBiff
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:02:46 PM PDT
by 
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    There is a large kangaroo rescue in south Louisiana ..,.I met the people with a baby roo they had gone to pick up at a cafe MacBe bay St. Louis Mississippi last fall

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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:20:29 PM PDT
by 
wardaddy
(The Blob must be bled dry)
 
To: DallasBiff
    ...kangaroo named SheilaAren't they all?
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:30:15 PM PDT
by 
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Arrested for hopping without a license
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:37:07 PM PDT
by 
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Since 1985, I thought Prince sang “Oh Sheila.” He did not!
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:55:05 PM PDT
by 
PghBaldy
(12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
 
To: DallasBiff
    Tie me kangaroo down, sport!
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:57:46 PM PDT
by 
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
 
To: DallasBiff
    “Tie me kangaroo down, sport...”
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:59:26 PM PDT
by 
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
 
To: wardaddy
    There’s a roo in that pic? whew
 
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posted on 
05/02/2025 12:59:55 PM PDT
by 
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
 
To: DallasBiff
    A few years back I was living in the woods outside of Cook Springs, AL. An emu escaped from a nearby farm and was roaming the forests around our house for a week or two.
 Same farm has a donkey that gets out periodically and searches the adjacent hunting lease for deer corn stashes. One of the funniest photos I've ever seen was a night time photo from a game camera showing Mr. Donkey happily chowing down on deer corn in, shall we say, an extremely high state of arousal.
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