Posted on 04/12/2025 9:45:23 AM PDT by V_TWIN
President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health -- but with a few surprises along the way. Here are the seven most shocking findings from Trump's exam:
1. Blood type came back USA-positive: The world has never seen anything like it.
2. Became only person in history to correctly identify all the ink blots in the Rorschach test: Incredible.
3. Trump's skin actually has an odd orange hue: No one has noticed this before, but the doctors are looking into it.
4. His regenerated ear has developed super-hearing, like Daredevil: We feel a Netflix series incoming.
5. Unnecessary appendix has already been removed by DOGE: Those guys are good.
6. Even his small intestine is YUGE: The jury is still out whether that's good or bad.
7. He is severely allergic to losing: The only prescription: more winning.
Well done, Mr. President!
Maybe these results should be listed in Guiness world records!!?
Orange skin, very strange hair...he's the world's largest Oompa Loompa making the world taste good.
OMG...Laughed so hard, I’m crying....
Trump and Musk have both benefited from dramatically restored hair.
Musk was butt ugly in his younger years, while Trump was quite handsome.
8. A diet of McDonalds and Diet coke is actually healthy.
Classic!
Blood type is USA positive. Love it. No doubt he bleeds red, white and blue.
His diet of McDonalds Big Macs and Diet coke is actually healthy.
I hear Trump really prefers McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, crispy, battered, fried fish filets, “American cheese,” tartar sauce, and ballpark-styled steamed buns.
The fish used in the Filet-O-Fish is........of course...... 100% wild-caught Alaskan Pollock,
sourced from sustainably managed “American fisheries.”
Clapping madly.
His hair is turning champagne colored…..
So is mine...I’m 81...and a natural blond...cough cough...
I think it is the cheeseburgers and fries he eats everyday that keeps him healthy.
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