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Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing
Study Finds ^ | April 08, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 04/08/2025 7:52:45 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

When I go to a public restroom, I usually urinal-shop.

Because, invariably, someone always manages to pee outside the urinal.

And, I don’t wanna track that from the bottom of my shoe all over creation.

It could be an, old, visually impaired man or a little boy, who can’t quite reach the lip of the urinal.

But, some guys are real slobs.


81 posted on 04/08/2025 9:23:41 AM PDT by old school
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To: Red Badger

Any man has known this fact since childhood.


82 posted on 04/08/2025 9:29:47 AM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: Kartographer

“Old Saying” “Bulls with short horns,stand close”


83 posted on 04/08/2025 9:29:49 AM PDT by skinny old man (Still lurking and posting after all these years(27 yrs ?)(more ?)(seems like more...))
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To: gnarledmaw

Does sound like a plan, right?


84 posted on 04/08/2025 9:30:30 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: old school

IMAGINE GOING INTO A RESTROOM AN SEEING A FOREIGN-LOOKING GUY PEEING INTO THE FLOOR DRAIN..................


85 posted on 04/08/2025 9:32:50 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: FamiliarFace

For many years I lived in a tiny beach shack, since there was a lot of BBQs and partying I put a urinal outside for the guys so that the females could have the bathroom, it is very convenient for parties.


86 posted on 04/08/2025 9:39:59 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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To: Red Badger

Now if they can move on from there and solve the omni-directional spray of 4-25 year old males...


87 posted on 04/08/2025 9:42:16 AM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: Red Badger
...Using a custom apparatus that simulated human urination

Every job I've ever had has been automated. Now there are robots that pee better than me. This can't end well.

88 posted on 04/08/2025 9:47:03 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: ansel12

That’s a great idea!

Plus I like the idea of beach parties.

***
Well we’re gonna have a cookout
We’re gonna wear mumus
We’ll have potato salad
A lot of wieners too

Heartbreaker’s beach party, yeah
Heartbreaker’s beach party, yeah…
…Alright, Steve, let’s dig some clams!
***

https://youtu.be/m4h59I_OS7c?si=LUJPKQjWVYyDFuo7


89 posted on 04/08/2025 9:56:50 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: Red Badger

Is ice in a trough too low brow now?

90 posted on 04/08/2025 9:57:09 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Red Badger

Nice to see technological development resulting from trickle down economics.


91 posted on 04/08/2025 10:54:27 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (If you merely LOOK the fool people won't take you seriously.)
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To: MikelTackNailer

ISWYDT.....................


92 posted on 04/08/2025 10:57:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

“Aim small, miss small”.


93 posted on 04/08/2025 12:44:14 PM PDT by kawhill
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To: kawhill

My first real job after paperboy when I was 15 years old was as a janitor at a restaurant.

The WOMENS restroom was waaaay more nasty than the mens restroom ever was..............


94 posted on 04/08/2025 12:54:33 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: gnarledmaw
Just have to stand back farther and arc it.

In my dreams. I'm 74.97 years old with a gigantic prostate and my days of arcing it are past.

95 posted on 04/08/2025 2:40:43 PM PDT by libertylover (Our biggest problem, by far, is that almost all of big media is AGENDA-DRIVEN, not-truth driven.)
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To: Red Badger

I have an enlarged prostate and suffer from what I privately refer to as “NASCAR Syndrome” - noting that there used to be a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. Splashback has not been an issue for years.


96 posted on 04/08/2025 7:36:02 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle


97 posted on 04/08/2025 7:39:34 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: central_va

"Just pee outside."


Find a tree, and raise your leg.


     

98 posted on 04/08/2025 7:49:55 PM PDT by Songcraft
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