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LIMU from Liberty Mutual lost his job with Doug?....................
1 posted on 04/06/2025 5:09:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Ho Hum, another undocumented alien story.

Next!

2 posted on 04/06/2025 5:12:23 PM PDT by ZOOKER
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To: Red Badger

Gad I hate those ads! I will never ever buy insurance from Liberty Mutual no matter how many YouTube videos they interrupt.


3 posted on 04/06/2025 5:14:40 PM PDT by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
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To: Red Badger

Where it came from?

Ok. Here’s the scoop.

When a mommy emu and a daddy emu love each other very much……


5 posted on 04/06/2025 5:16:25 PM PDT by Fuzz
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I’ll take him.


7 posted on 04/06/2025 5:16:42 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: Red Badger

Some people keep emu as a pet. We saw a stray emu in Shenandoah National Park many years ago. We reported the sighting to a ranger. A local zoo keeper caught the emu. According to the zoo keeper, animals like this wander into the Park from a private home.


8 posted on 04/06/2025 5:17:58 PM PDT by vaskypilot
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From what I understand emus are an FAFO kind of bird, maybe we could release them among crowds of liberals.


11 posted on 04/06/2025 5:19:56 PM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: Red Badger

I thought the borders were sealed?????


12 posted on 04/06/2025 5:20:07 PM PDT by llevrok (Keep buggering on!)
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You’ve got to tie your emu down, Sport.


16 posted on 04/06/2025 5:23:10 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Emu eggs?


19 posted on 04/06/2025 5:23:54 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) Be careful what you say. Your refrigerator may be listening & reporting you.)
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To: Red Badger

He’s the emuji that tried to get away.


28 posted on 04/06/2025 5:32:38 PM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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"An emu with injuries to their neck and right wing is safe at our Escondido Campus this morning."

Apparently, the emu has chosen it's pronouns as they/them/their. Or alternatively, there were multiple emus with the same injury.

29 posted on 04/06/2025 5:35:23 PM PDT by omni-scientist
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32 posted on 04/06/2025 6:08:50 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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We had that same problem in my county with donkeys. All the younger farmers and ranchers thought it was cool to own a couple. Then, a couple of donkeys turned into four, then eight, then they started finding ways of getting through the fences, and pretty soon we had donkeys running rampant all over the county. Nobody wanted to claim them, either. Since nobody claimed it, I have a feeling the same thing happened with that emu.


40 posted on 04/06/2025 10:57:36 PM PDT by eastexsteve
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To: Red Badger

This one is sooo simple, the emu is obviously from emuland!


42 posted on 04/07/2025 2:04:02 AM PDT by Herakles (Diversity is applied Marxism )
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It’s pronounced “Bibbitty”.


43 posted on 04/07/2025 3:36:06 AM PDT by Semper Vigilantis (The days of buying our friends with American blood and pallets of cash need to end.)
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To: Red Badger

I think I know.



44 posted on 04/07/2025 6:09:41 AM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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