Members of Congress Agree: Jerry Nadler Is the Capitol's Worst-Smelling Man

Washington Free Beacon ^ | April 05, 2025 | Jon Levine

[Red Badger]

I HATE THOSE NASTY COMMERCIALS!!!!.......................

[lurk]

His wife passed away.

Nobody wants to be around him.

How does he commute between NY and DC?

[Songcraft]

The other congressional creatures should hose him down, then spray him with a case of two of this stuff...


     

[pfflier]

People who have gastric bypass surgery smell like a freshly opened can of corn. It is the chemical byproduct of metabolizing fat cells expelling sulfides and ketones in the sweat, breath and flatulance.

It can be overpowering to the nth degree. A lady here cleaned out a whole Wal Mart with customers blaming the staff for trying to sell rotten food.

[Red Badger]

In the Marines, we had a stinky guy that never took a shower.

One night he came in drunk and passed out in the head (Toilet).

They dragged his ass into the shower, stripped him down, poured soap all over him and turned the shower on and scrubbed him down with toilet brushes.

He had the nerve to go to the company commander the next day and complain and the captain threw his has out!...............

[wetgundog]

Rotting adapose tissue.

[sjmjax]

What really stinks are the people that keep re-electing him!

[katykelly]

I don’t know what that is . Do i want to ?

[crusty old prospector]

No, I don’t think you do. Let’s just say that he thinks his flatulence is dry and potpourri-like.

[Responsibility2nd]

Worst smelling man?

Pooping your pants can do that for ya

[rlmorel]

Not all of them!

[Responsibility2nd]

No not all. See my post 30.

[No name given]

Well, he’s definitely a smelly little penguin.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Damn! How’d you guys find that? I looked and looked and couldn’t find it. Tried lots of different search terms. Tried Yandex which doesn’t hide or delete as much stuff as US search engines. I came up with the YouTube video, but was too lazy to convert it to GIF.

[rlmorel]

Hahahaha, we had a guy in my squadron named Stinky. He was a big guy, and his physique reminded one of Mr. Incredible:

He had a physique almost exactly like that, little tiny legs, big muscular torso, big head. Odd, his chin and jawline kind of looked like that too. He just had hygiene problems. He was a very nice guy very good natured, and I think the people who pulled his tail and called him "Stinky" were lucky the guy never decided to kick their ass.

When someone would call him "Stinky" he would look out from under his lowered brow and say menacingly "Don't call me Stinky!"

One day he pulled off a bandage on his deltoid to show me a new tattoo he had of an eagle, and I was horrified. It was beet red all around it as if it were terribly infected and inflamed!

As I said, I kind of liked him, and could only stutter "Er...yes..that's a nice tattoo. Er, looks a little inflamed, maybe you should have it looked at!"

[rlmorel]

Heh, I collect those animated gifs. I love them...I have about 1500 of them. I see them as a form of pop art...You can probably guess, I spend time over in the Undead Thread!

(Just made this one today to humorously smooth over something with another Freeper)

I have made a few too myself:

[tumblindice]

Bromhidrosis, also known as osmidrosis or ozochrotia, is an unpleasant or offensive body odor due to any cause including poor hygiene, infections, diet or medications, or inherited metabolic disorders. It may be associated with hyperhidrosis. AKA as ‘skunk funk’
Mr. Wizard
(known to us school kids as Beeeeeeeeee Ohhhhhhhhhh)

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Sweat Machine.

[gundog]

[ridesthemiles]

She didn’t just die——

SHE ESCAPED