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To: Songcraft

In the Marines, we had a stinky guy that never took a shower.

One night he came in drunk and passed out in the head (Toilet).

They dragged his ass into the shower, stripped him down, poured soap all over him and turned the shower on and scrubbed him down with toilet brushes.

He had the nerve to go to the company commander the next day and complain and the captain threw his has out!...............


25 posted on 04/05/2025 7:21:30 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger
Hahahaha, we had a guy in my squadron named Stinky. He was a big guy, and his physique reminded one of Mr. Incredible:

He had a physique almost exactly like that, little tiny legs, big muscular torso, big head. Odd, his chin and jawline kind of looked like that too. He just had hygiene problems. He was a very nice guy very good natured, and I think the people who pulled his tail and called him "Stinky" were lucky the guy never decided to kick their ass.

When someone would call him "Stinky" he would look out from under his lowered brow and say menacingly "Don't call me Stinky!"

One day he pulled off a bandage on his deltoid to show me a new tattoo he had of an eagle, and I was horrified. It was beet red all around it as if it were terribly infected and inflamed!

As I said, I kind of liked him, and could only stutter "Er...yes..that's a nice tattoo. Er, looks a little inflamed, maybe you should have it looked at!"

35 posted on 04/05/2025 8:20:05 PM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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