Posted on 03/23/2025 7:29:10 AM PDT by McGruff
LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate change as the most likely culprit behind the detonations.
Shrouded in the thick, black smoke of burning electric vehicles, Democrats issued remarks at a press conference to underscore the existential threat posed by climate change and the need to reduce carbon emissions.
"The Trump and Musk administration has done nothing to tackle the climate crisis, and now we're seeing the consequences," said Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. "It is a sad day when climate change is so bad that it causes instantaneous combustion of a particular brand of vehicle. Curse you, Donald Trump, for bringing this upon us!"
Walz emphasized the urgency of the climate crisis with a recent scientific study showing that if America doesn't reduce its climate emissions, thousands more Tesla cars will likely explode.
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Nearly fell for The Bee.
Sounded like something Chucky would say.
Existential Threat
Sorry Bee, but that headline is too real to be parody. You’re going to have to try harder. With the left it’s nearly impossible to have farce.
One thing is for sure: The very toxic fires certainly didn’t help the environment.
Fell for the headline...
Their stories are so good I initially believe them.
Satire is supposed to have a bit of truth not bee all truth.
TRANSLATION:
Governor Tampon Tim Walz (D-MN): The nationwide fire-bombing of Tesla dealerships and vandalization of our fellow Americans' Tesla vehicles are the fault of ... President Trump and Elon DOGE Musk.
Walz's false claims are yet another reminder of the following indisputable fact:
All Democrats constantly accuse Republicans of doing what Deranged Democrats themselves are already guilty of perpetrating against the United States. (Anti-America Soros is the Deranged Democrats' Master.)
Oops, didn’t realize at first that it was satire. The Deranged Dems have gotten to the point where I can easily see Tampon Tim saying that.
Yeah, a change in the political climate.
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