[simpson96]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck eventually filled the slot on The View.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

That show is an insult to women. They came up with the idea of a talk show hosted solely by women but then proceeded to hire only the most idiotic, moronic, obnoxious, screeching, butt ugly cows they could possibly find.

[bray]

Great, whenever you start, I will ease up on the jokes! Great line.

[Psalm 73]

Kennedy is a hilarious straight-shooter.

[vespa300]

Joy Behar is like that fat obese Aunt with coffee breath always talking. Utterly unattractive in everyway. Sight, smell, sound. Nauseating. A straight Rosie Odonnell.

[TornadoAlley3]

I’ve heard guests on that show say everyone on the panel, including the guest, are given blue note cards and they have to stick to the scripts. Only say what is written on the cards.

[HIDEK6]

Whenever you start, I’ll ease up on the jokes

A drummer was auditioning for the Guy Lombardo Orchestra.

Guy was explaining one of the arrangements : " ... then, when the band starts swinging, go to a heavy backbeat."

"Got it, Guy. When the band starts swinging, could you raise your hand?"

[CodeJockey]

Joy was a talking hemorrhoid in an Auburn wig.

Perfect!

[Vaduz]

The entire cast on the View is like a anal gland

[Robert DeLong]

Lisa Kennedy Montgomery