Posted on 02/08/2025 6:21:20 PM PST by Lazamataz
US District Court Judge Paul Engelmayer’s decided on Saturday to bar all Trump administration political appointees, including Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, from accessing critical Treasury Department data.
Following this decision, which was rendered ex parte and did not allow for any counterargument by any Trump official or member of the White House legal team, Engelmayer went on to extend his order to include several other areas of government.
"It is the order of this court that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is hereby banned from accessing any records, computer systems, data or paperwork related to the nation's military, and further, that he is to be banned from entering any armed forces base or the Pentagon."
"Furthermore," his order read, "US Attorney General Pam Bondi is enjoined from accessing any data, computer systems, records, or paperwork in the Department of Justice, and is ordered to recuse herself from any investigation or case the Department is engaged in. Moreover, the court directs Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and any of her subordinates to desist accessing any records, data, paperwork or computer systems related to national security in the Department of Homeland Security."
"Finally," Engelmayer's order read, "This court finds it necessary to order that President Trump or any of his assigns, be denied the right to view, possess, transmit or receive any document, record, or data pertaining to any operation of the Executive Branch."
Liberal members of the House and Senate applauded the courageous actions of Judge Engelmayer. Rep. Maxine Waters reacted positively, saying, "Dats not enough. We's gots to IMPEECH FOWTY SEVEN!"
Apparently.
I understand a New York City municipal traffic court judge just ruled that President Trump has to vacate the White House and has declared Joe Biden president again.
I thought it was a real satirical piece from an online outlet.
You write pretty damn good.
I looked at the source after I read it and saw that there was no link to continue :)
I seem to be on fire lately.
Does he really have the power? Ignore him.
(curtsey)
No, of course Engelmayer doesn't. But the real-life order, enjoining DOGE, Musk, and EVEN SECRETARY BESSETT, is just as outrageous as my satirical, fictional order.
I'm doing like Rush Limbaugh. I'm demonstrating absurdity by being absurd.
I love that picture!
OK THEN!! :)
lol
Lazzed?!?!
Is there an antibiotic for that?!
Yes. It's called Tritolaffaliddle (100mg).
And I looked it up :)
Picking on easy targets is wrong!
Did you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary? Go look!
Take it to the Supremes and see what they say, this judge is way out of line.
Truth be told, it was a lazy combine



but both my time & software are limited.
You did fine!
I thought maybe it was some little known trivia fact that for some reason, gullible wasn’t in the dictionary.
I looked.
It is.
I hate you :)
“Finally,” Engelmayer’s order read, “This court finds it necessary to order that President Trump or any of his assigns, be denied the right to view, possess, transmit or receive any document, record, or data pertaining to any operation of the Executive Branch.” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hitler talks to Elon Musk by phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-f-xI-X9k
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