Posted on 01/10/2025 7:00:05 PM PST by Navy Patriot
U.S. — As the entire nation watched in horror at the devastation being unleashed on California by multiple wildfires, the American people were treated to a preview of what a Gavin Newsom presidency might look like.
As fires raged throughout Los Angeles and surrounding hills this week and forced hundreds of thousands of people to evacuate their homes. Gavin Newsom surveyed the fires as Americans saw firsthand what a Newsom presidency might look like.
"A flaming hellscape? Ok, good to know that's what we'd have to look forward to," North Dakota resident Mark Larsen said. "Add in rampant taxes, thousands of illegal aliens pouring across the border, and no prosecution for criminals? The country's future has never looked brighter. Brighter because of fire."
Many critics have linked the wildfires to Newsom's governance, or lack thereof, and are grateful to know now what the entire country would look like if he were president. The governor was quick to defend his record.
"My results speak for themselves," Newsom said to reporters. "And when I am president, I can assure every American that the United States will look exactly like California."
At publishing time, Newsom promised that if elected president he would immediately raise taxes, increase regulations to oppressive levels, and add an unprecedented amount to the national debt to give every American the opportunity to know what it feels like to experience the dream of living in California.
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Will they ever stop being true America loving Journalists?
Too close to the truth to be satire.
Governor Newsom and Mayor Bass are quite a team:
<><>Newsom sent Trump’s plan to bring water to southern California to the courts.
<><>tax funds for California citizens’s emergencies was taking up space in the budget
<><>so Newsom gave it to illegal immigrants.
<><>Newsom and world-renowned traveler Mayor Bass had a great idea
<><>lots of “surplus firefighting equipment” was just laying around
<><>Newsom and Bass donated it to Ukraine.
Oops. The water, the tax money and the fire equipment are all gone.
But the wind returned and joined forces with the wildfire.
The rest is ashes of 10,000 homes destroyed.
“Well, he’s better than Trump!”
— Every Liberal
Newsome did a great job fighting fire by keeping his hair grease away from it.
All I can say is, “BURN!”
The Bee has been very busy this week!
Yeah, I would assume his Presidential chances are pretty low now. Not much chance of getting reelected, if not successfully recalled this time.
...and he’ll make sure only females, minorities, handicapped, and perverts will be hired by the FedGov. No white males need apply...except for him, of course.
I thought it an actual news article. Well, if Nuisance runs, his theme song will be Burnin’ Down the House by Banger Sisters.
Ha! His Presidential aspirations (such as they were) are up in smoke, now!
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