Biden Issues Imminent Terrorist Threat Warning Due To The 11 Terrorists He Just Released From Prison

Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 7, 2025 | Babylon Bee

[george76]

In a rare televised address from the Oval Office, President Biden warned the American public of an imminent terrorist threat as a result of his releasing eleven terrorists from prison.

"My fellow Americans, it is my duty to warn you of an imminent terrorist threat that may irreversibly alter the American way of life," Biden began. "Today, I authorized the release of eleven terrorists from Guantanamo Bay, and now, believe it or not, they are threatening death to America. No, I'm serious. Not a joke."

The eleven terrorists, some of which worked directly with al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, were released into the custody of Oman, a nation that borders Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Biden confirmed he had already spoken with Sultan Haitham bin Tariq of Oman and been informed there were "no takebacks."

Biden concluded his speech with a rallying cry of optimism that this at least gets them closer to closing Gitmo. "We just have to release a few more terrorists and we'll get there," he said. "God bless America and God bless our troops. They'll need it since they have to keep fighting terrorists."

Republicans blasted the president for his deadly blunder, but have rejected calls for impeachment as premature. "I mean, it's stupid," said House Speaker Mike Johnson. "But being stupid isn't a crime. If it was we'd all be in trouble."

[duckman]

Almost had me.

[Phoenix8]

Biden is such a senile wacky old geezer I have to consider such satire as possibly true.

I mean he commuted the death sentence of Kaboni Savage (yeah that’s his name) , he was convicted of murdering FOUR children.

[george76]

Evil men

[metmom]

As usual, the Bee is way too close to reality.

[redfreedom]

This outfit is so near the truth I actually believed the headline.

[Libloather]

Got me. Headlines like this make me lose sleep at night.

[antidemoncrat]

One traitor ... one firing squad ... problem solved

[cuz1961]

its an obama tradition to accept the promises of jihadis that they wont further jihad if let out then releasing them to jihadi states in the mideast

even trading them for deserters like Bergdahl

[SunkenCiv]

Babylon Bee, but still...

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