Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)

Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
You’ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Don’t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eat’chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. 😂😮😁😉🤣😁😮😂😊😍

[Lazamataz]

At first you’re big,
Yeah, you’re colossal,
But then become,
A tiny fossil.

BURMA SHAVE

[usconservative]

Watch Your Step T-Rex,
And don't throw a fit,
Lest you slip and fall,
Into the LaBrea Tar Pit!

Burma Shave!

[Lazamataz]

I think this one is worthy of the ping list!

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[Lazamataz]

You’re big and scary,
But what the Sam Hill,
You’ll be replaced,
By that little mammal!

BURMA SHAVE

[usconservative]

They didn't have fur,
Couldn't survive the cold,
That's why they're all dead,
And four billion years old!

Burma Shave!

[Lazamataz]

You just gave me an idea:

The largest fish,
Was Megalodon,
Politically?
A Paleo-con.

[usconservative]

Brilliant!

[Lazamataz]

Yabut I forgot the Burma Shave at the end, and just like in Jeopardy, where you have to answer in the form of a question, this disqualifies me!

[usconservative]

That’s what reposting is for.

[Lazamataz]

This was fun,
And made me shout,
But sad to say,
I’m all tapped out.

BURMA SHAVE

[usconservative]

I hate to admit it,
I'm mentally spent too,
Had lots of fun,
Rhyming with you!

BURMA SHAVE

[Chainmail]

Burma Shave Ping.

[Lazamataz]

One last one:

You have no width,
You have no height,
You’re just a little
Trilobite.

BURMA SHAVE

[crusty old prospector]

Why, Tertiary, why?

The Mesozoic was so fly.

I had plans for a trip to the Yucatán.

But it seems I will be lithified and dug up by a guy with a bolo tie in Wyoming.

Burma Shave

I’m a scientist, not a bohemian poet.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Quality FReeper stuff here… reminds me of the old days.

[Lazamataz]

Glad you enjoyed! I was able to dodge several of my responsibilities by playing around in this thread tonight!

[FrozenAssets]

I remember

They was neckin’
Cars was whizzin’
Fault was her’n
Funeral his’n

[MayflowerMadam]

Ha! Those were fun. I wonder if they ended when Lady Bird started her project to beautify the highways.

[arizonarick]

I lost my pet
in a pit of tar
I’ll see him later
when he powers my car
Jurassic Shave

[Lazamataz]

Wonderful entry! 😂