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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: zzeeman

They’re out in early May, now, so it’s still 3 months that they’re out of school, but the whole reason for the Jun-August break was because it those were the three hottest months. Being out of the classrooms during all that heat meant the kids weren’t sweltering in the classrooms unable to focus; not to mention on the field at P.E.

Waiting until the breaking of Summer in those first two weeks of September kept you in the classroom through May when it was still pretty temperate out, and didn’t bring you back until the heat began to wane at the start of Fall.


8,581 posted on 07/21/2026 5:25:11 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: zzeeman; nclaurel; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

8,582 posted on 07/22/2026 2:55:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm difficult. I have a two-year planner and an attitude problem.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Humph Day!

It’s still pretty warm here. The guessed rain barely materialized so we’re still watering. It’s a little tough for me to add the time at the beginning and end of every workday, but Mrs. ArGee has to water all the new bushes and trees during the heat of the day. Fortunately, she doesn’t have to do that every day.

Whose idea was it to plant this stuff in June again? Oh, yeah.

I almost got this one in 3. But “almost” only really counts in hand grenades.

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8,583 posted on 07/22/2026 4:35:16 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Forgot to comment yesterday: I can only assume that you eliminated all/most of the inoperative vowels in those first two rows... along with some key consonants...


8,584 posted on 07/22/2026 5:00:07 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: HKMk23

Around here they are out in mid May and back in by mid August... give or take a few days...


8,585 posted on 07/22/2026 5:02:37 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

Good Midweek Morning!

He says that he’s been living near the water for his whole life...

Shopping was hot yesterday, walking across those blazing blacktop lots and loading some heavy stuff into the truck... but I am glad that I went yesterday as today is guessed to be a lot hotter!


Classic case: first word that popped into my mind after seeing row one results, thought that it was already used, checked the list and it wasn’t... there it is...

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8,586 posted on 07/22/2026 5:09:58 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

I did eliminate all the inoperative vowels. But the elimination of vowels didn’t leave me with very few choices or anything. It’s just the first one I tried (that hadn’t already been a winning word) was the answer. I don’t have that happen too often - like today where my first guess was ALMOST right.


8,587 posted on 07/22/2026 7:10:44 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Happy Odin’s Day.

Forecast said Sunny and cool... Sky said, “I’m cloudy and will ruin your day.”

Plus... I’m in a bad part of Minneapolis right now and didn’t want to park Abagail anywhere near this place. My junky old truck is sitting in the parking lot...

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8,588 posted on 07/22/2026 8:23:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ArGee

Watching a lot of BritBox helped...


8,589 posted on 07/22/2026 8:29:11 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse
Plus... I’m in a bad part of Minneapolis right now

I feel like a European who has never visited the United States. Does Minneapolis have any good parts?

8,590 posted on 07/22/2026 11:44:51 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; zzeeman; HKMk23
I think I have a new motto.


8,591 posted on 07/22/2026 11:58:16 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Some parts are worse than others... This one is just a block from a Catholic charity that has a large homeless encampment partially clogging the streets around it...

Off street parking... but there are frequently used needles and other detritus laying around... some of it human shaped.


8,592 posted on 07/22/2026 12:15:15 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yeah, I know what you mean. Mrs. ArGee’s parents lived in a very pretty little-ish town north of Albany. Everything is great there. It had a bit of a population explosion after 9/11 and again after COVID as people escaped to there from NYC.

But right “downtown” next to several services that it’s necessary to use is a pretty sizable homeless encampment. It’s right next to the Salvation Army.

Mrs. ArGee did not like ever going near the place.


8,593 posted on 07/22/2026 1:35:45 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

I’m in that category as well... ☕️


8,594 posted on 07/22/2026 2:14:30 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick

I izz Agricultural Inspector kat here to look at yer tomatoes.


8,595 posted on 07/22/2026 6:02:50 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: ArGee; zzeeman; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Darksheare

No idea how warm it got today, but we had FURR in the region yesterday with a plume of smoke drifting lazily northeast at 15,000 ft. Despite opening the whole house up all night long I only pulled it down to 74F, so I expect the A/C had duty this afternoon.


It’s furrin influence, says I...

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8,596 posted on 07/22/2026 6:12:41 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23; ArGee; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; All

Good Morning!

Yes, there was a furrin influence active on that one... We hit 107° F yesterday, but the humidity wasn’t too bad, low of 39% in the afternoon...

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Not too bad, could have been better... they said that it was “splendid!” lol


8,597 posted on 07/23/2026 4:50:59 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Friday Eve!

It got cooler again this morning. It’s in the 60s as I water the lawn. No rain is forecast before Tuesday. I don’t know if that already takes Bertha into account.

Young ArGee’s cat seems to be on the mend, as is young ArGee. This may all end well, only to recur as the cat continues to age.

Wordle also called my result “splendid.”

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8,598 posted on 07/23/2026 4:56:09 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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8,599 posted on 07/23/2026 5:48:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm difficult. I have a two-year planner and an attitude problem.)
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To: ArGee

Good morning. It’s Thorsday here! Looks like rain. Frank turned up at 5:45 complaining that his foot itches terribly. He has an inflamed area from ... something ... that’s lingering. I told him to come back about 8:00, acting civilized, and I would take him to the corner clinic.

No sign of him.


8,600 posted on 07/23/2026 5:49:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm difficult. I have a two-year planner and an attitude problem.)
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