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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Covenantor; ...

Good morning. Happy Friday!

I need a friend like that!

We’re still enjoying cool fall weather. It’s supposed to get warmer early next week.

Wednesday evening when I walked around the complex I saw a lot of police standing outside one building and a long line of cars along one road. I didn’t ask. But we got an email from the complex management yesterday saying someone had been SWATted. This isn’t a big city. Why would there be SWATting going on here? But, there it is. I guess the evil is everywhere.

There’s something wrong with the gmail app on my phone. It keeps telling me that I have a wrong setting so I have to be in offline mode, but it won’t tell me what the wrong setting is. Apparently this is a known issue that’s been going on for a week or more and Google is still trying to figure it out.

Maybe it’s time to switch to an iPhone.

I managed a good Wordle today.

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5,121 posted on 10/03/2025 4:57:34 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Happy Friday!

Hitting up VIking Fest tomorrow...

https://vikingfest.com/

Should be fun.

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5,122 posted on 10/03/2025 6:08:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Tax-chick

An alien friend!


5,123 posted on 10/03/2025 6:08:27 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

Wow, a SWATing... pretty wild stuff!

You won’t regret getting an iPhone, especially if you are already a Mac user....


5,124 posted on 10/03/2025 6:10:02 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Should be fun.

No dragons!


5,125 posted on 10/03/2025 6:13:16 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse; HKMk23; Tax-chick; null and void; All

Good Friday Morning!

Thus far it remains warm and sunny so we will continue to make use of the pool until we can’t... One of the pluses of a warmer climate...

I struggled with this one again today...

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5,126 posted on 10/03/2025 6:21:40 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Enjoy, looks like a lot of fun!


5,127 posted on 10/03/2025 6:23:05 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

We got a whole inch of rain yesterday!


5,128 posted on 10/03/2025 6:28:00 AM PDT by null and void (The only man in all of Scotland is a 14 year old girl...)
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To: ArGee

Hoping there’s at least one Lagertha running around unattached though... *fingers crossed*


5,129 posted on 10/03/2025 6:34:17 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman

First time going, so I guess we’ll see.

The Danger Committee is going to be there and those guys always put on a great show. Seen them at the RenFest as well as their stand alone Christmas show... Good stuff.

https://www.thedangercommittee.com/


5,130 posted on 10/03/2025 6:36:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: null and void

Good for you! We could use one over here.....


5,131 posted on 10/03/2025 6:42:36 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse

Looks like a talented and thrilling act!


5,132 posted on 10/03/2025 6:44:16 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: null and void

I hope you didn’t have to use a rowboat to get around. People ain’t used to that much water in your parts.


5,133 posted on 10/03/2025 8:45:10 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Insurance for that show must be through the roof!


5,134 posted on 10/03/2025 9:28:36 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

I’m about 50’ above the valley floor, no boat needed just yet...


5,135 posted on 10/03/2025 10:58:35 AM PDT by null and void (The only man in all of Scotland is a 14 year old girl...)
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To: null and void

Just remember Noah was in the middle of the desert when he started building his boat.


5,136 posted on 10/03/2025 12:11:39 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

He was just following orders...


5,137 posted on 10/03/2025 12:18:37 PM PDT by null and void (The only man in all of Scotland is a 14 year old girl...)
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To: ArGee

5,138 posted on 10/03/2025 12:22:33 PM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; zzeeman; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

We’ve had a bit of rain. Nothing to crow about, but enough to snarl traffic Thursday morning, with the usual 55-ers white-knuckling along at 45. Or less.

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I’ve thought about your hanger problem and I think you should offer them to a dry cleaners. Or find a young couple just starting out and give them a gift of hangers. Maybe crash a wedding reception if you must. Hangers aren’t a glamorous gift, but you can have the confidence that they won’t ever be thrown out or brought to a “White Elephant” gift exchange party.

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Android v Apple is a Ford/Chevy Coke/Pepsi, sort of thing: both systems get the job done but they’re different enough that migrating from one to the other is like relocating to Elbonia. Most I’ve know who made the leap endured a “test of faith.” Some of my acquaintances migrated FROM the Apple-verse and claim they’re never going back no matter what.

I began with Android, and found that, if there was anything I didn’t know how to do, I could figure it out; it worked so much like the desktop software I was familiar with that it just wasn’t that hard.

The Apple-verse is arcane.

My brother bought my elderly Mother an iPhone. Four years on and she’s only figured out the very most basic things: on, off, mute switch, make a call, answer a call, end a call. I can monkey with it and figure out some things, to help her out, but they’ve made some aspects of the interface far more clever than intuitive.

Switching from Android to Apple is associated with weight gain, alcoholism, increased tobacco use, insomnia, anger management issues, traffic infractions, and periodically deep feelings of remorse.

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My Wordle entry will have to be filed under “Yesterday’s News Today”...

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5,139 posted on 10/03/2025 3:07:58 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23

It is funny... I had the opposite experience... by the time I made the plunge in getting a “smart” phone and giving up on the flip phone world, I had been a Mac user for about 15 years... I had also acquired a mini iPad and regular iPad... so it was pretty much a no brainer for me to get an iPhone...

Speaking of Androids... Mrs. zz got a new Samsung Galaxy this week, I was trying to help her do a few things earlier today and found the interface beyond frustrating... I wanted to throw it out the window...

She is in the opposite camp... been a Windows user since it first came out, and uses android tablets... for her, the thought of moving to iPhone is chilling....


5,140 posted on 10/03/2025 4:59:41 PM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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