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Elementary school evacuated after student brought “historic unexploded ordinance” for show and tell
Not The Bee ^ | November 26, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 11/26/2024 11:19:27 AM PST by Red Badger

No matter what students bring to future "show and tells" at Orchard Junior School in the Southampton area of England, they will never be able to top this year's spectacle that shut down and evacuated the school.

One bonkers little tyke brought in a bit of vintage "unexploded ordinance" to show his mates.

The school quickly evacuated all the students, called the police, and texted the parents:

Schools are being closed & evacuated - please collect your child from Noadswood field ASAP.

Imagine getting that little note in the middle of the school day.

Laura Holloway, a mother of one of the students was at work at the time. She said,

It was so worrying. Another parent had called saying there were police everywhere. I knew my youngest would have been so scared.

But, she added:

Both schools seemed to deal with it all very well and had the kids lined up and checked off - it must have been very upsetting for everyone involved.

Once the students were out, the police showed up and sent in the bomb squad.

The police's full statement said: ‘We were called at about 1.30pm to a report that a child had brought what may have been a potentially unexploded ordnance to Orchard Junior School.

‘The school was calmly evacuated and a disposal team attended to take the item away to be destroyed as a precaution.'

Not an easy task by any means.

The real question everyone wants to know is "What kind of ‘historic incendiary device' are we talking about here?"

This is England after all. They've been blowing stuff up and getting blown up for centuries.

It could've been anything from a 16th-century mortar to a WWII hand grenade to that morning's beans on toast.


TOPICS: Education; History; Military/Veterans; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beansontoast; education; england
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To: ArGee; Dead Corpse

Oh, Ive been wondering a lot about that lately... in the case of the severe weather, painting with a broad brush, those being punished the most generally aren’t in the non-Godly group...

At some level, there seems to be a flaw in the system... would like to see the needed rains be provided, without all of the destructive accompaniment...


3,381 posted on 05/20/2025 7:13:21 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman

I had put down some grass seed before all this started, so... I’m ok with a slow steady soak.

We had some boomers roll through last night, but nothing major. No tornados or anything like that in my AO.

Prayers up for those affected by the tornado damage...


3,382 posted on 05/20/2025 7:25:04 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman; ArGee

Until an F5 rolls through Washington,DC or Sacremento,CA...

I’m going to assume JHVH is just letting us handle things on our own.


3,383 posted on 05/20/2025 7:27:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman

I was one of those, “Why spend all that money on Apple when you get locked out of all the options that Windoze users get?” people until Microsquish announced that there would be some updates in Windows 10 that you couldn’t postpone.

Nope. Sorry. My computer, my rules. So I switched and I haven’t looked back.


3,384 posted on 05/20/2025 7:56:33 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: zzeeman

The trouble is that God judges nations, not just individuals.

Remember that only 1 person kept stuff from Jericho that was supposed to be devoted to destruction, but many died when the Israelites attacked Ai.


3,385 posted on 05/20/2025 7:57:58 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: Dead Corpse

Slow steady soak is great for newly seeded areas... we don’t get that very often... it seems to be very drought-like then come strong storms that are gully washers... we have very sandy soil here which is great for absorption but the last round of storms put down so much water at once that a ton of sand got washed down the slope of the front yard onto the driveway so that it looks like a beach road at this point...

It is a wonder that anything grows here at all...


3,386 posted on 05/20/2025 8:18:51 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: Dead Corpse; ArGee

Seems to be the case!


3,387 posted on 05/20/2025 8:19:31 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

It has been almost 25 years of Macs for me... Soon after I took an early retirement buyout, I joined a small startup as a consultant and everyone there used Macs... so, when in Rome... I never looked back...


3,388 posted on 05/20/2025 8:24:31 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: ArGee

Very true, very true...


3,389 posted on 05/20/2025 8:25:41 AM PDT by zzeeman ("We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality." )
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To: zzeeman
Getting quiet in here...


3,390 posted on 05/20/2025 11:20:06 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee; zzeeman; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

Been a little queasy all morning so I’m working from home.
Got the patio door open. It’s just a nice day.
Turned the irrigation back on for the late spring run through summer. Everything is leaping up and all the new growth has fresh, bright green tips showing.

I was mulling other ways to score Wordle, and one was to note the ratio of green to black (or white) squares, but then I thought maybe an even better way would be to note the ratio of green to TOTAL squares so that, along with the usual count for the number of attempts, there might be an additional stat that expressed how well you put right letters in right places along the way.

So, while my 4, is pretty good overall, with just 9 of 20 squares in the green, or 45%.

By contrast, zzeeman posting a 5, which feels a bit of an underperformance, still got 14 of 25 squares green; 56%

Or, maybe ameliorate the guess total by the ratio of black (or white) squares to the total?

My 4 would still rate a 45%, but then maybe multiply by 1.45 for a final of 5.8?

By that method, zzeeman’s 5, with 36% in the black, scores a final of 6.8.

Just playing around a bit with some way to put an additional layer in the mix that modifies the number of attempts with an indication of how close you were.

Wordle 1,428 4/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


3,391 posted on 05/20/2025 12:00:36 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23

Sorry to hear you are feeling poorly today.

Was going to say, “under the weather”... but didn’t want to confuse topics since meterology seems to write itself in large portions of our discourse here...

OIW... still raining here... Not torrential, just mild and consistent.


3,392 posted on 05/20/2025 12:35:10 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: zzeeman
The rain falls on the just and the unjust alike.
3,393 posted on 05/20/2025 3:22:03 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

3,394 posted on 05/20/2025 5:57:28 PM PDT by null and void (Democrats: fake news, fake presidents, fake beliefs, fake policies, fake protesters & fake voters!)
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To: null and void
I can see that happening.
3,395 posted on 05/20/2025 6:46:27 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Tax-chick
Yesterday was our Lilly's last day with us, after we rescued her in 2011. Poor girl became ill very quickly so we had to say goodbye.


3,396 posted on 05/21/2025 3:42:20 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: MayflowerMadam

I’m very sorry. What a beautiful cat!


3,397 posted on 05/21/2025 4:42:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; ...

3,398 posted on 05/21/2025 4:43:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

She was beautiful and so sweet. Lots of tears yesterday.


3,399 posted on 05/21/2025 4:46:10 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: null and void

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.


3,400 posted on 05/21/2025 4:55:30 AM PDT by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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