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4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term
The Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 11/08/2024 5:50:03 AM PST by FLT-bird

U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump's landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020 and is therefore now ineligible to serve a third term as president.

In a shrewd move, Democratic Party leaders finally disclosed that Trump had, in fact, won the 2020 election against Joe Biden and has been the rightful president this whole time, rendering him term-limited and unable to take office in January.

"Yeah, he actually won a second term in 2020. Sorry about that," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "It's a real shame he already served two terms. Unfortunately, that means he wasn't eligible to run again, which nullifies Tuesday night's election. We probably should have been more up-front about the fact that we stole the election and Biden was never president, but oh well. Hindsight is 20-20. I guess Kamala wins by default now, right?"

Other prominent Democrats seconded the admission. "That's true, Trump was already elected twice," said Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. "Trust me, I worked really hard to help steal the election and convince everyone that Biden won. So, even though Tuesday night was certainly an impressive showing by the American people, we're just bound by law to block Trump from serving what is, in actuality, a prohibited third term. Sorry, everyone. But, hey, congrats to Trump on that win in 2020."

At publishing time, Nancy Pelosi announced that she had retroactively filed articles of impeachment against Trump for the second term he should have been serving the last four years.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
I wouldn't put it past them in their desperate bid for power....
1 posted on 11/08/2024 5:50:03 AM PST by FLT-bird
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To: FLT-bird

LOL, I can see them doing that. srsly!!!


2 posted on 11/08/2024 5:53:42 AM PST by Ikeon ( )
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To: FLT-bird

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4276735/posts


3 posted on 11/08/2024 5:54:23 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████ ████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
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To: FLT-bird

Nice, This one got me, all the way up to “In a shrewd move,”

XD XD


4 posted on 11/08/2024 5:56:47 AM PST by Sarcazmo (I live by the Golden Rule. As applied by others; I'm not selfish.)
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To: Ikeon

I just read this to my family at the breakfast table.
I thought I was going to need to do multiple Heimlick maneuvers.


5 posted on 11/08/2024 5:58:11 AM PST by Mrs.Z ("Do not put your trust in princes, in human beings, who cannot save." Ps 146:3)
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To: FLT-bird

No funny


6 posted on 11/08/2024 5:58:15 AM PST by nikos1121
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7 posted on 11/08/2024 5:58:33 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: FLT-bird

I hope they don’t read this and get ideas!!


8 posted on 11/08/2024 5:58:34 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: FLT-bird

Hilarious!!! But I would not be surprised if this indeed happens. They are demented enough.


9 posted on 11/08/2024 5:59:19 AM PST by NeverTyranny
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To: FLT-bird

right on, Bee!
smiles
smiles


10 posted on 11/08/2024 6:38:27 AM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: All

I know this is the Bee, BUT, there is one problem with that logic. President Trump did NOT get to SERVE his “2nd term”, so it doesn’t count. Yes?


11 posted on 11/08/2024 6:50:04 AM PST by jackibutterfly ( )
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To: Ikeon
LOL, I can see them doing that. srsly!!!

Me too!

For a brief moment I thought this wasn't The Bee...

12 posted on 11/08/2024 6:50:26 AM PST by null and void (Vox Populi, Vox Dei!)
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To: FLT-bird

When a Democrat gets on TV and starts their comment with the phrase “I think” you know what follows is Grade “A” Bullshit.


13 posted on 11/08/2024 6:51:31 AM PST by antidemoncrat ( )
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To: Ikeon

Yup me too!


14 posted on 11/08/2024 6:52:36 AM PST by Bob434
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To: FLT-bird

I said this months ago ,LOL


15 posted on 11/08/2024 7:28:46 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: FLT-bird

Yes; why,in fact, all the $#!+ we’ve endured the last four years turns out to be…wait for it…wait for it…TRUMP’S FAULT!!!


16 posted on 11/08/2024 7:37:29 AM PST by _longranger81
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To: FLT-bird

Trump can actually run again in 2028.

The 22nd amendment can be interpreted to mean no president can be elected more than twice in a row. But, if there is a gap in between they can be elected again.

At least, that’s what I’m telling all my woke aquaintances.


17 posted on 11/08/2024 7:42:36 AM PST by Brookhaven (Ted Cruz said Jan. 6 was terrorism; don't forget that the next time you vote.)
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To: FLT-bird

The moronic Demorats did Trump a favor by rigging the 2020 election, and us.


18 posted on 11/08/2024 8:43:07 AM PST by Rappini ("No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in it's preservation" MacArthr)
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19 posted on 11/08/2024 9:01:04 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: Mrs.Z

Never dreamed anyone normal could dream up such crap. It’s honestly the craziest thing I ever heard of. First of, if Trump had actually been president, how could those ridiculous charges have been brought against him? Would he brought up on charges for all the harm that Biden caused? I think there are many more reasons this was a ridiculous charge.


20 posted on 11/08/2024 5:32:40 PM PST by oldtech
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