Posted on 11/06/2024 11:10:26 AM PST by RoosterRedux
PALM BEACH, FL — The day after scoring a sweeping win to retake the White House, President-Elect Donald Trump stunned the American people and proved true what so many had tried to warn about by sporting a new mustache for his victory speech.
The facial hairstyle, which evoked comparisons to a prominent European leader from the 1930s as well as silent film star Charlie Chaplin, was a drastic change from the traditionally clean-shaven Trump -- a clear indication that America should expect the worst.
"Don't say we didn't warn you about this," said one despondent journalist. "We've been telling everyone for the last decade that this guy was literally Hitler. Did anyone listen? No! Now look at him. You see that little mustache? He means business. I suggest we all accept reality and start packing for our trips to the concentration camps. Goodbye, America. Hello, Hitler Part 2."
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At publishing time, Trump's campaign had also unveiled new red armbands to be worn by all of his supporters.
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LOL!
(Typed in my best Trump voice): I tried to give Kamala a kiss to congratulate her on the good fight, and some of her black paint rubbed off.
LOL
Biden Calls Trump To Concede The Election | Babylon Bee | 11/06/2024
My first thought, Larry. Mr Pitt rocks.
:)
Awesome...
The Bee is the best...
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