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Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available
The Babylon Bee ^
| Oct 16, 2024
Posted on 11/06/2024 9:05:16 AM PST by McGruff
With the reality setting in of her devastating defeat, Kamala Harris called up McDonald's to see if she could by chance have her old job back.
"Yeah, I'm available," said Kamala, watching an interview replay. "Cashier, drive-through, onion lady. Stick me in the clown suit. I just need a job."
At publishing time, McDonald's had reportedly turned Kamala down as she never worked there in the first place and could not answer a single question on the McDonald's application.
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posted on
11/06/2024 9:21:31 AM PST
by
mykroar
("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
To: McGruff
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posted on
11/06/2024 9:23:57 AM PST
by
Nateman
(Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
To: dforest
She could work in the McDonald’s playland, rearranging balls.
She has some experience that.
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posted on
11/06/2024 9:25:54 AM PST
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Laslo Fripp
(Does anybody proofread anymore?)
To: McGruff
Twenty bucks an hour is good. Can I get a friend to fill out the job application?
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posted on
11/06/2024 9:33:12 AM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Time to help the Hollowoody weirdos pack their stuff and move out! The RINOs go too!)
To: freedumb2003
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11/06/2024 9:34:16 AM PST
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FlingWingFlyer
(Time to help the Hollowoody weirdos pack their stuff and move out! The RINOs go too!)
To: McGruff
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posted on
11/06/2024 9:48:03 AM PST
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Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: McGruff
"Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available" Does McDonalds make salads?
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11/06/2024 10:04:01 AM PST
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: lee martell
McD’s Manager to Kamala: “Vice President Harris, Thank You for your interest in working at our facility. All our new applicants will be trained to clean, operate and maintain our very popular Ice Cream machines. You will be the Ice Cream Czar, during your probation, so to speak! Could you handle those duties, and with a cheery smile?”Reply: Hard work is joyful work!
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posted on
11/06/2024 10:12:31 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Laslo Fripp
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posted on
11/06/2024 11:07:59 AM PST
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dforest
To: Tell It Right
She can work at In-N-Out!
To: McGruff
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posted on
11/06/2024 1:05:53 PM PST
by
ducttape45
(Jeremiah 17:9, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?")
To: clearcarbon
I still remember the 80s commercial.
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11/06/2024 1:23:47 PM PST
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wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
To: freedumb2003
She really puts her head down when going to work.
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11/06/2024 2:40:39 PM PST
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Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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