What bumper sticker is on your vehicle?

10/4/24 | GSWarrior

[GSWarrior]

Michael Savage used to say words to the effect of “one bumper sticker means you are passionate, two means your are an activist, three or more means you are lunatic.”

There is one sticker on my car: A is A It’s Socrates law of identity, which states that each thing is identical with itself.

I almost went with ‘There Are Four Lights.’

[Brellium]

“I lithobrake for lithospheres.”

[MayflowerMadam]

Last bumper sticker we had was “Nixon Agnew” when we drove our Hornet up the Alcan to check in at Elmendorf in 1971.

No others after that.

[j.havenfarm]

“Coexist” and “Love Your Mother” with a picture of Earth

[algore]

There needs to a meme bumper sticker with Trump saying I like wirrled peas

[married21]

Nothing on the bumper, but there is a Mississippi State sticker on the window. Does that count?

[Tench_Coxe]

“See that red dot? Just walk away.”

[cyclotic]

Does the MAGA hat on my front dashboard count?

[chud]

“I apologize for driving the speed limit but some of us have warrants.”

LOL!

[PLMerite]

I currently have a sticker on my rear windshield.

I used to have various funny stickers about cats, etc.

[motor_racer]

I don’t have a bumper sticker myself, but your comment reminded me of an all time favorite. It read “Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales”.

[alancarp]

Observations made over the years:
- liberals tend to put their stickers on the paint.
- Conservatives put theirs on the chrome or glass.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

None. I live in an area where your car will be KEYED (if not worse) if the Socialist Democrats ‘disagree’ with you.

Had a Bush/Cheney sticker on my car in the way-back. Yep. Rear window smashed in when I was in ‘The People’s Republic of Madistan’ for business.

Such a lovely bunch of LefTard Lunatics! *SPIT*

Have pretty much lived ‘underground’ ever since. ;)

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yes, but I like the first one. Biden voters are perpetually pissed off anyway. Life did something to them to make them love death instead.

[crusty old prospector]

My brother in law wrote “Thanks Joe” on my tailgate a few months ago. It is still there cuz it never rains in Texas.

[21twelve]

I did a job where there was a bunch of loggers clearing trails for us. One of them had bought a Subaru 4x4. It fit his needs and he loved it.

Almost every day one of the other loggers would bring some liberal bumper sticker for him to go with his car!

[mozarky2]

Don’t change dicks in the middle of a screw,
Vote for Nixon in ‘72!

[Fungi]

And still a liberal?

[EvilCapitalist]

I always like the idea of having a “Run Hillary Run” bumper sticker on the front bumper.

[rollo tomasi]

[Red Badger]

Jesus loves you. I’m trying....