Posted on 09/22/2024 10:09:20 AM PDT by McGruff
LONG BEACH, CA — In an immediate sign that Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on memes is taking effect, the Long Beach Police Department announced that a special tactical unit executed a raid of a private residence today and seized over 2,000 memes.
The bust took place at an unsuspecting location, reportedly the home of what was described by neighbors as a nice, quiet family. In all, authorities seized over 2,000 of what a department spokesman categorized as "pure, uncut memes."
"This is a historic day and a historic bust," said Long Beach Police Sargeant Ray Thorson. "Governor Newsom made it very clear that this trash has no business being out on the streets. We received a tip from one of the neighbors that someone in this residence was engaging in illegal meming. We executed a search warrant and quickly discovered the largest meme stockpile any of us had seen."
Witnesses on the scene said one rookie officer ran out of the home vomiting after seeing the memes. "He was horrified," a police insider said. "He's clearly not used to seeing humor of this caliber. You just never expect to find this stuff in a calm, suburban neighborhood. There are families that live around here. Kids play in the streets. And inside, you find this type of dangerous material. It's disturbing."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
So close to the truth.
With Diddy locked up the CA pipeline to Democrat musicians for Kamala might be tight. No more Combs Parties baby oil, drugs and bullets. The Illuminati and Boule connections will be exposed. Martha’s Vineyard might be the next scandal island to fill the void.
What? No value placed on the contraband?
In all, authorities seized over 2,000 of what a department spokesman categorized as “pure, uncut memes.” …Make my meme the P-meme . . . I wants my memes uncut.
What’s a meme?
I don’t know about the others, but the U-Haul Salesperson of the Year is Babylon Bee’s own article.
I was proactive in securing a permit to open carry memes.
Newsom and the communists simply preparing the Nation for a modern Kristallnacht...
I fell for it for a minute, and then noticed the source.
LOL
The pic of the grinning police officers really tops it off!
Definitely a Class I felony in Kalifornia!
“”I was proactive in securing a permit to open carry memes.””
Considering the gullibility and lack of common sense in many liberals and leftists, I wonder if they would pay for such things, especially anything related to Gaia, sustainable, equitable, etc.
Heck, they despise the Second Amendment (except for themselves) so we could advertise it as the politically correct carry permit.
With a street value of over $20 billion.
Ha. Good one.
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