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Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris
Babylon Bee ^ | August 30, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 08/31/2024 2:38:33 PM PDT by Twotone

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move geared toward clarifying her positions on important issues, a Kamala Harris campaign spokesperson announced that challenger Kamala Harris had agreed to debate incumbent Kamala Harris.

The debate was agreed upon by both Kamala Harrises after an intense period of negotiation, during which challenger Kamala Harris initially demanded unmuted microphones, a request that incumbent Kamala Harris adamantly refused to grant.

"This is a debate between two debaters," challenger Kamala Harris said in a statement after the debate was announced. "One debater will debate the other, and both of them will debate. In a debate, things will be said. Questions will be asked. Questions will be answered in the context of questions being asked. And those answers to the questions will be answered by the people debating. I look forward to clarifying the changes in my positions and values, which have not changed."

When reached for comment, incumbent Kamala Harris expressed confidence that she would have a strong showing. "I know my opponent well," she said. "We have discussed these issues many times, from both sides. While I am proud of my accomplishments as the incumbent, my challenger has flip-flopped on multiple topics. I look forward to finding out where I stand on these issues now as a challenger and finding out how they have evolved from the positions I currently hold as the incumbent. Even though my values have not changed, I welcome the chance to hear how my values have changed."

At publishing time, incumbent Kamala Harris had raised concerns that challenger Kamala Harris may receive the debate questions beforehand.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; debate; kamalaharris

1 posted on 08/31/2024 2:38:33 PM PDT by Twotone
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To: Twotone
The "flip-flopper" tag is sticking too her, must like it did to 2004 John Kerry.

2 posted on 08/31/2024 2:42:52 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Twotone

*** “This is a debate between two debaters,” challenger Kamala Harris said in a statement after the debate was announced. “One debater will debate the other, and both of them will debate. In a debate, things will be said. Questions will be asked. Questions will be answered in the context of questions being asked. And those answers to the questions will be answered by the people debating. I look forward to clarifying the changes in my positions and values, which have not changed.”***

Babylon Bee nails her word salads.


3 posted on 08/31/2024 2:48:57 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: Twotone

This is her 100%..........


4 posted on 08/31/2024 3:04:19 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Twotone

The former being unburdened by the latter...


5 posted on 08/31/2024 3:11:06 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Twotone
"This is a debate between two debaters," challenger Kamala Harris said in a statement after the debate was announced. "One debater will debate the other, and both of them will debate. In a debate, things will be said. Questions will be asked. Questions will be answered in the context of questions being asked."

Spoken in the purest Kamalian.

6 posted on 08/31/2024 3:37:37 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Twotone

I’m speaking. No, Im speaking!


7 posted on 08/31/2024 3:53:29 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Trump should hire a Kamala impersonator to act like Kamala and debate him.


8 posted on 08/31/2024 6:51:52 PM PDT by FreedBird (O)
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To: FreedBird

https://youtu.be/Vm2Z-NDqOGY

Impersonators debate
Trump and Kamala


9 posted on 09/02/2024 1:26:10 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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