Man tests positive for monkeypox, HIV and COVID-19 after returning home from a five-day holiday in Spain (from 2022)

sky News ^ | August 26, 2022 | Crystal Wu

[dynachrome]

An Italian man has simultaneously tested positive for monkeypox, HIV and COVID-19 after returning home from a holiday, according to a paper published in the Journal of Infection.

The 36-year-old reported having intercourse with men without a condom during a five-day Spanish holiday from June 16 to 20.

Nine days after his trip, he developed a fever, sore throat, fatigue and headache before testing positive for COVID-19 on July 2.

[dynachrome]

Old story, but it cracked me up. Heck of a party he had.

[albie]

No Syphilis?

[albie]

AIDS

[mass55th]

Bet he won’t be saying “it was worth the trip.”

[Beowulf9]

Well, but Monkeypox isn’t fatal, that is, well unless you have HIV.

Oops. He has HIV!

[billorites]

Not pointing fingers, but it’s always the monkey.

[Bruce Kurtz]

Hat trick!

[BrexitBen]

The CDC will soon be mandating that all children take a magic, monkeypox vaccine.

Dr. Fauci’s on the case.

[ransomnote]

The Covid test is fake, the monkey pox test is probably fake too.

[StAnDeliver]

"Old story, but it cracked me up. Heck of a party he had."

It's not funny. The Omicron variant which eventually killed the most people was mutated inside an AIDS-ridden f@G in SaF who was on immuno-suppressors and yet cooked up an Alpha-Delta merger that he had copulated, simmered, and baked in his cake for months before passing it on to another AIDS-riddled f@g.

And then it was game on for Omicron, which won the glade wars and is the dominant strain years later, while the virus itself devolves to an endemic weakened strain of its original version, which was a rare gastrointestinal disease with occasional upper respiratory tract infection.

[Toespi]

That’s what happens when one has sex with a homosexual monkey that slept with a bat.

[House Atreides]

Well, HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MONKEYING AROUND over there. ;-)

[Dr. Sivana]

I had already guessed the second sentence when I read the headline.

[Alas Babylon!]

I’ll bet his butt is sore.

[MeanWestTexan]

He’s now the secretary of transportation.

Has all the qualifications

[DiogenesLamp]

It's not funny. The Omicron variant which eventually killed the most people was mutated inside an AIDS-ridden f@G in SaF who was on immuno-suppressors and yet cooked up an Alpha-Delta merger that he had copulated, simmered, and baked in his cake for months before passing it on to another AIDS-riddled f@g.

I keep telling people, tolerating them is very dangerous. Millions of people have been killed because of this groups very unnatural sexual practices. They serve as a reservoir for the vast majority of STDs in the nation, and likely in the world.

[midwest_hiker]

Dead man Dorking.

[midwest_hiker]

Is his name McLoving.

[FlingWingFlyer]

OLE’! A Three bagger!!! Should have had that extra bowl of chips and salsa.

[vpintheak]

Just a complete man-whore. Gross.