[dynachrome]

Old story, but it cracked me up. Heck of a party he had.

[albie]

No Syphilis?

[albie]

AIDS

[mass55th]

Bet he won’t be saying “it was worth the trip.”

[Beowulf9]

Well, but Monkeypox isn’t fatal, that is, well unless you have HIV.

Oops. He has HIV!

[Bruce Kurtz]

Hat trick!

[BrexitBen]

The CDC will soon be mandating that all children take a magic, monkeypox vaccine.

Dr. Fauci’s on the case.

[ransomnote]

The Covid test is fake, the monkey pox test is probably fake too.

[StAnDeliver]

"Old story, but it cracked me up. Heck of a party he had."

It's not funny. The Omicron variant which eventually killed the most people was mutated inside an AIDS-ridden f@G in SaF who was on immuno-suppressors and yet cooked up an Alpha-Delta merger that he had copulated, simmered, and baked in his cake for months before passing it on to another AIDS-riddled f@g.

And then it was game on for Omicron, which won the glade wars and is the dominant strain years later, while the virus itself devolves to an endemic weakened strain of its original version, which was a rare gastrointestinal disease with occasional upper respiratory tract infection.

[Toespi]

That’s what happens when one has sex with a homosexual monkey that slept with a bat.

[House Atreides]

Well, HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MONKEYING AROUND over there. ;-)

[Dr. Sivana]

I had already guessed the second sentence when I read the headline.

[Alas Babylon!]

I’ll bet his butt is sore.

[MeanWestTexan]

He’s now the secretary of transportation.

Has all the qualifications

[FlingWingFlyer]

OLE’! A Three bagger!!! Should have had that extra bowl of chips and salsa.

[vpintheak]

Just a complete man-whore. Gross.

[Omnivore-Dan]

It’s idiots like this that give researchers something to work on. Gays should know better by now. Unprotected sex is stupid, especially among gays.

[JPG]

Don’t play with the monkey. Leave the monkey alone.

[Saintgermain]

I hope he got his jollies, as the pleasure was short and the regrets last a lifetime.

[ReformedBeckite]

I bet he had good insurance, they will let you know how your tests come out after they check to see if you have good insurance. They will find something wrong with you if you have good insurance.

[10mm]