To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
08/20/2024 2:40:48 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: nickcarraway
“”She was swaying, she was falling over, she was leaning on walls, she couldn’t hold her head up, she was slurring her words,” mom Noemi Valencia said.”
Freaking hilarious....
3 posted on
08/20/2024 2:41:14 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
08/20/2024 2:41:27 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
08/20/2024 2:42:41 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: nickcarraway
And they called the cops and the California liquor board. Everything must go to the authorities.
6 posted on
08/20/2024 2:43:09 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(2016 Star Wars, 2020 The Empire Strikes Back, 2024... RETURN OF THE JEDI. )
To: nickcarraway
That should be worth a few bucks. Clearly negligence on the restaurant’s part.
7 posted on
08/20/2024 2:43:25 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(Genghis Khan did not have the most descendants. His father had more. )
To: nickcarraway
My grandmother (and her sisters too) gave all their babies a little whiskey to ease teething discomfort
8 posted on
08/20/2024 2:43:35 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
I’ll bet this is cya. The restaurant didn’t give the kid wine. The parents screwed up and are trying to shift blame. Next comes the lawfare.
9 posted on
08/20/2024 2:43:58 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: nickcarraway
Luckily, the two-year-old’s liver didn’t fail!
To: nickcarraway
I always wanted to tend bar when I was just a wee lad. Bar talk is livelier than nursery rhymes.
20 posted on
08/20/2024 2:49:36 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(Thinking is difficult. That’s why people prefer to just accept an ideology.)
To: nickcarraway
They said a blood test revealed an alcohol level of 0.12% in their daughter’s system... for the ride home, good thing the parents didn't give her the keys
21 posted on
08/20/2024 2:50:38 PM PDT by
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
To: nickcarraway
”Story of my life...some lightweight ruins things for the rest of us.”
25 posted on
08/20/2024 3:19:58 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nickcarraway
We were at a grade school basketball tournament in OKC in the 90’s. 9 girls, 25 parents and siblings at a Mexican restaurant. Girls all ordered virgin daiquiris. They delivered real ones. We found out real soon. The restaurant comped the entire bill.
26 posted on
08/20/2024 3:21:56 PM PDT by
FatherofFive
(we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
To: nickcarraway
The little girl has since sobered up and fully recoveredShe then swore she'll never do it again after getting a good look at the 2 year boy she was hitting on while under the influence.
To: nickcarraway
Thank goodness the little one has recovered.
31 posted on
08/20/2024 4:31:25 PM PDT by
wintertime
( Behind every government school teacher stand armed police.( Real bullets in those guns on the hip!))
To: nickcarraway
When my 8th-grade son, who was in military school, came home to visit, we went out to a restaurant. My son ordered a Roy Rogers and when it arrived, he said it didn’t taste right. It turned out that the waiter thought he was in the military (due to his school uniform) and had served him a Rob Roy. All was well when my husband drank it.
34 posted on
08/20/2024 5:51:53 PM PDT by
MHT
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