Posted on 08/01/2024 5:16:08 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
PARIS — Algerian boxer Imane Khelif made history this week by becoming the first-ever Olympian to win the gold medal in the new Freestyle Domestic Violence event.
"This is for all of us," an emotional Khelif said, raising his bloody fist triumphantly as the broken body of his small female opponent lay before him. "I'm proud that my superior man-shoulders and bone structure gave me the ability to beat up this small woman. This is what the sport of freestyle domestic violence is all about."
According to doctors, the genetically male Khelif has higher testosterone and XY chromosomes that make him a killing machine. He has dominated the amateur Domestic Violence circuit, but this is the first time a similar event has made its way to the Olympics.
"Today, I make history as the first professional woman beater to win a gold medal specifically for beating a woman!" a breathless Khelif said as he wiped blood off his gloves. "I'm a brave pioneer!"
"It's — it's my fault," his combatant said as she cried. "I fell down the stairs and into a doorknob really hard, that's all." The sportsmanship she exhibited earned her the silver medal.
At publishing time, Imane Khelif also brought home gold in Freestyle Mansplaining.
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I attended the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. Not one female Olympic athlete had the cr*p beaten out of her. How quaint and politically backwards that now seems.
I boxed in my late teens and 20s. I was ok. Nothing great.
I started getting headaches after about 5 years and stopped.
I’ve also had a few girlfriend hit me in my lifetime. I dont recall the exact reasons but I’m sure I deserved it :)
They were pretty angry AND they didn’t have gloves on.
obviously, I never hit back
Being on the receiving end of male and female punches, I dont know the words to describe how much more powerful a man’s punch is.
Sometimes I felt like I was getting hit with a baseball bat, not human fists.
It Breaks My Heart that a woman was hit with such force.
The west has gone mad.
That’s about right.
Apparently the boxer has Swyers syndrome. Xy chromosomes bht has female orgasm but no ovaries… she was barred from fighting previously because of elevated testosterone levels… not quite as black and white as first thiught
I laughed out loud in a restaurant.
He/she failed two genetic sex determination tests. As a true genetic hermaphrodite, who are normally sterile, I’m sorry nature played a trick on her, but she shouldn’t be competing as a woman.
Babylon Bee knocks it out of the park
again
Babylon Bee.
He will be a fine bacha bahzi boy when he gets back home.
The ovaries weren’t doing the punching but the DNA sure was. HE should never have been on the XX team. The Olympics is dead to me.
Aren’t jihadist’s supposed to throw gays off of tall buildings?
It is clear.
In the old sex tests for sport endeavors, they tested for chromosomes in body. Anybody having any Y chromosome present in any form was deemed male. Totally deterministic and totally right. But, sadly, also unchangeable.
The transgenders complained, so now they test for enzyme levels, which can be changed with proper treatments.
I would stick with the old test!
Yes, there are some hermaphrodites and similar half male, half female syndromes, but those people are welcomed to compete in the male categories!
Yahoo would not allow comments about this that were negative.
Well, we all know that like Google, Yahoo is EVIL.
Yes, because short buildings don't always work.
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