Oh... It's the Babylon Bee folks still you never know it might give them an idea:)
Posted on 07/20/2024 12:43:56 PM PDT by protest1
MILWAUKEE, WI — With the excitement of the 2024 Republican National Convention still in the air, conservative attendees in Milwaukee and nationwide were thrilled to hear the news that former President Donald Trump was now selling official $250 golden ear bandages.
The new product was made available by the Trump campaign to conventiongoers this week, with the initial production run of the high-dollar golden ear bandage quickly selling out. A campaign spokesperson said the item was initially going to be a limited edition, but discussions were taking place about producing more due to high demand......
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Oh... It's the Babylon Bee folks still you never know it might give them an idea:)
From the article:
“At publishing time, the Trump campaign revealed each $250 golden ear bandage would come with a small vial of stage blood so everyone could re-enact the iconic photograph from the shooting.”
He should do it!
When asked to comment on the new piece of campaign merch, Trump expressed his approval. “Have you ever seen a more beautiful bandage, folks?” he asked. “There’s nothing like it. I got my ear bandage the hard way. I don’t recommend it. But you can have one of your own for only $250. And it’s gold. Beautiful, shiny gold. Just like the bandage we’re going to use to fix this country. It’ll be a giant, golden bandage, and we’re going to do it so quickly. But you can have one, too. And you don’t have to get shot for it.”
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This one’s beyond excellent. The Bee actually beat President Trump to this idea?
He’s going to want to do this.
Holyfield should buy one.
Holyfield should buy one.
I knew it was gonna double post.
This is stupid. The Trump campaign needs to stick to the issues.
Ear Gummies! LOL...
EEE—this is the BB!
Those are the Tyson-Holyfield models.
He’s going to want to do this...
I sincerely hope not.
For half a second, I read that headline as “Golden Earrings”... And just as instantly, I was hearing their 1982 song “Twilight Zone” in my head.
...almost creepily appropriate, actually, especially when one thinks of the lyrics.
Years ago, I was duped by a Babylon Bee headline. Now when seeing that it’s a BB article, I always scroll through the thread to see which Freepers fell for it. There is always one or two.
Well, we now know that Babylon Bee reads Free Republic! This was discussed thoroughly here the other day... https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4252160/posts
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Exactly.
Trump could use the same company just put his name on it since they are already in mass production.
It's even the right ear. Just do a candy gummy version and $$$$$
Trump likes to make money and he is friends with Mike.
I'm a genius!
The My Pillow ones are more comfy.
To be honest, I was totally fooled by the Babylon Bee.
I was completely fooled.
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