Posted on 07/19/2024 1:06:30 PM PDT by dynachrome
As rumors about President Biden withdrawing from the presidential race continue to swirl around the nation, desperate Democrat leaders have recently resorted to listing a job opening for a new presidential candidate on LinkedIn.
According to the posting, the Democrats are looking for four things in a new candidate: ability to breathe, ability to form coherent sentences, a strong commitment to DEI and abortion, and a lack of being named "Kamala Harris."
"Yeah, things are getting a little tight around here, so we felt like we might as well go for the full-court press and use LinkedIn," said one Democrat staffer, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "I mean, it's not like we really have any other options, right? We're just hoping that this last resort works. Otherwise, we've just got nothing left."
Several Democrats have confirmed that the listing was inundated by applications, including several decent options like Jarack Bobama, Ramala Charis, Frammela Ferris, Garack Stomama, Handela Schmeris, and Camella Paris.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
If the Babylon Bee fools anyone with this headline, they’re REALLY good.
Not to mention Cillary Hinton.
Hilarious applicant names!
“Jarack Bobama” — LOL.
Libtards have no sense of humor.
Don’t yah just love the Bee...
A hard-core Clinton DEMOCRAT gives TRUMP high marks for his convention speech!
Please share!
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/trump-did-something-hes-never-done-before-rnc-speech-now-election-may-already-over
The Bee is way ahead of the curve with this admin.
Well, to be fair to Pelosi, I have trouble with Captcha pictures. They’re often too dark to see well.
ouch lol
Indeed!
Bump!
(Given today’s news)!
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