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Desperate Democrats List Job Opening For Presidential Candidate On LinkedIn
Babylon Bee ^ | 7-19-24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/19/2024 1:06:30 PM PDT by dynachrome

As rumors about President Biden withdrawing from the presidential race continue to swirl around the nation, desperate Democrat leaders have recently resorted to listing a job opening for a new presidential candidate on LinkedIn.

According to the posting, the Democrats are looking for four things in a new candidate: ability to breathe, ability to form coherent sentences, a strong commitment to DEI and abortion, and a lack of being named "Kamala Harris."

"Yeah, things are getting a little tight around here, so we felt like we might as well go for the full-court press and use LinkedIn," said one Democrat staffer, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "I mean, it's not like we really have any other options, right? We're just hoping that this last resort works. Otherwise, we've just got nothing left."

Several Democrats have confirmed that the listing was inundated by applications, including several decent options like Jarack Bobama, Ramala Charis, Frammela Ferris, Garack Stomama, Handela Schmeris, and Camella Paris.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; democrats; jobopening; linkedin; president
Some interesting names have applied....
1 posted on 07/19/2024 1:06:30 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

If the Babylon Bee fools anyone with this headline, they’re REALLY good.


2 posted on 07/19/2024 1:07:57 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: dynachrome

Not to mention Cillary Hinton.


3 posted on 07/19/2024 1:08:45 PM PDT by philippa
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To: dynachrome

Hilarious applicant names!

“Jarack Bobama” — LOL.


4 posted on 07/19/2024 1:08:45 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Libtards have no sense of humor.


5 posted on 07/19/2024 1:08:52 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: dynachrome

Don’t yah just love the Bee...


6 posted on 07/19/2024 1:10:29 PM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Jim W N

A hard-core Clinton DEMOCRAT gives TRUMP high marks for his convention speech!
Please share!
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/trump-did-something-hes-never-done-before-rnc-speech-now-election-may-already-over


7 posted on 07/19/2024 1:14:52 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: EvilCapitalist

The Bee is way ahead of the curve with this admin.


8 posted on 07/19/2024 1:15:37 PM PDT by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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To: dynachrome

Well, to be fair to Pelosi, I have trouble with Captcha pictures. They’re often too dark to see well.


9 posted on 07/19/2024 1:19:38 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dynachrome
Qualfications: "...and a lack of being named "Kamala Harris."

ouch lol

10 posted on 07/19/2024 1:43:43 PM PDT by citizen (Put all LBQTwhatever programming on a new subscription service: PERV-TV)
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To: dynachrome

Indeed!


11 posted on 07/19/2024 1:45:19 PM PDT by Fledermaus (We Are Now In A Civil War!)
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To: Fledermaus

Bump!

(Given today’s news)!


12 posted on 07/21/2024 3:35:16 PM PDT by CFW
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