Posted on 06/28/2024 6:33:30 AM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
ATLANTA — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.
"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Trump told authorities. "He was like that when I got here!"
Trump, who had planned to debate President Joe Biden, argued that the strange old man keeled over all on his own.
"The very idea..." the old man said before slumping over onto a nearby podium. It was also at this point that Trump discovered the man had been propped up by an apparatus and could not stand on his own.
"You know, I got here and everything was fine. CNN is fake news, but I'm here and they've been nice tonight," Trump said. "But then there was this dead old man in the corner. And I thought, wow, the game must be afoot, you know? And believe me, I was about to solve this murder before you got here."
"Yeah, yeah," said Officer Nolan of the APD. "Why don't we talk about this downtown."
At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for the murder of the Democratic Party.
BTTT!!!
HaHa!!!
Time to call Georgy Soros’ affirmative action water buffalo and see which one wants this case. Depends on if it comes with a free love life or not.
I guess this will be another extension of the Statute of Extended Limitations and Special Upgrade to Felony clauses in the US Constitution (Brussels copy).
👍👍👍Bee!!!!
“The game must be afoot, you know?” is a line I will remember and laugh about for a very long time.
Ok, I spit my coffee out my nose on this headline. ROFLMAO!
For once, I got the Bee before it could sting me.
The Bee nails it again.
Needed a good laugh after that fiasco last night.
Me too.....
LOL!
It says he was also indicted for murdering the Democrat Party.
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