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Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker Rooms
BabylonBee.com ^ | 6-13-24 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 06/14/2024 5:17:27 AM PDT by dynachrome

After the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) made a shocking ruling on Thursday that Lia Thomas, a man, would not be allowed to compete on the U.S. women's Olympic team, Thomas requested further clarification on whether he might be allowed to still just hang out naked in the women's locker room on occasion or something like that.

"That's fine if I can't compete, but can I, maybe, I dunno, just hang out naked in the women's locker room?" said Thomas to the committee, according to sources. "I can, you know, help with the swimming gear and towels and whatnot. And I'd be naked while I'm doing it. No big deal."

"That shouldn't be too much to ask for a brave trans pioneer like me."

Thomas's request to lurk in the locker room invoked the spirit of Pride Month, saying all he wants is the right to creep out women while at the same time indulging in his own gross fetish even if he won't be allowed to humiliate those women in competitive sports.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; olympics; satire; thomas
heh.
1 posted on 06/14/2024 5:17:27 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

Liar Thomas.


2 posted on 06/14/2024 5:19:56 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Fake news, fake election, fake president, real tyranny.)
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To: All

BB touches on the problem here.....a mental disorder called exhibitionism.

Exhibitionistic disorder is a condition marked by the urge, fantasy, or act of exposing one’s genitals to non-consenting people.

Exhibitionistic disorder is a condition marked by the urge, fantasy, or act of exposing one’s genitals to non-consenting people, ...


3 posted on 06/14/2024 5:22:32 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: dynachrome

LOL

But A little too true to be very funny.

I recall the women getting prego in California by the “trans” inmates they housed in the women’s units.


4 posted on 06/14/2024 5:23:47 AM PDT by Phoenix8
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To: dynachrome

LOL! Do male trannies have a ladies locker room pole vault event?


5 posted on 06/14/2024 5:26:04 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (When did WE decide to make America a UN 5-Star Asylum Paradise for Socialist losers?)
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To: dynachrome

Egotistical pervs never quit. He has a mental problem. Get the surgery dude so your voice will be higher.


6 posted on 06/14/2024 5:30:35 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: dynachrome

“I know you want to show it to the Laker Girls, but you must never show it to the Laker Girls.”


7 posted on 06/14/2024 5:31:42 AM PDT by Lockbox (politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.... Sting…)
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To: dynachrome

I read the title and thought, “Oh, my gosh! A mainstream article referred to a trans woman as He! The whole trans thing is going to vaporize overnight!” Then, sigh, I see it’s from the Bee. Of course, THEY can get away with it without being emolliated by the keyboard warriors. Come on New York Times, put “he” in a title so this trans thing can finally be over.


8 posted on 06/14/2024 5:31:45 AM PDT by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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To: dynachrome

I have a suggestion for the Olympic Committee on women’s sports. Put hormone therapy drugs on the doping list.Test them all.


9 posted on 06/14/2024 5:33:24 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: dynachrome

“hang” should not be a part of the word choice.

Meanwhile Caitlin Clark has been snubbed by women’s basketball team selectors in favor of Britney Griner, alleged woman who spent time in Russian lock up for importing drugs. Griner has played in only one game this year and scored only 11 points. But she fits the DEI criteria. As she did when Biden exchanged her instead of a faithful Marine held in Russia on fake “spy” charges.

A possible good outcome may have Caitlin play for Canada in Olympics due to their invitation as she is a dual citizen.


10 posted on 06/14/2024 5:35:31 AM PDT by shalom aleichem (Sick 'n Tired! Tell us wnat to DO about it! ("convicted felon" not 'til all appeals exhausted))
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To: dynachrome

I have heard, without really trying to verify it, that Thomas gets his jollies by sitting around a bunch of naked women. He is a hetero male, and uses his swimming skills to get to this elevated level of sexual gratification.


11 posted on 06/14/2024 5:44:13 AM PDT by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: shalom aleichem

A possible good outcome may have Caitlin play for Canada in Olympics due to their invitation as she is a dual citizen.
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That would serve the ugly morons on the US team right.


12 posted on 06/14/2024 5:50:12 AM PDT by yldstrk ( )
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To: dynachrome

Lia Thomas meet Lorena Bobbitt


13 posted on 06/14/2024 5:54:05 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: shalom aleichem

“...alleged woman...”

Not a single thing about Britney Griner says “woman”.

The thought someone had sometime in the murky past that Britney Griner, despite all appearances to the contrary, is not a man, seems to have reached the level of “settled science”.

More like a myth we’re all being force-fed.


14 posted on 06/14/2024 6:28:10 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: shalom aleichem
hang” should not be a part of the word choice.

Yes, poor choice of words. 😀

15 posted on 06/14/2024 6:33:16 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of Air Force pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Mark17

It’s the Bee-that’s ok. What’s funny is that he gets more acceptance than guys that would leave women alone and don’t encroach.


16 posted on 06/14/2024 6:49:06 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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