Posted on 05/25/2024 12:09:15 PM PDT by george76
WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats assured the American people this week there's no way people who entered the country illegally would ever engage in other illegal activities like, say, voting.
"Nope, these guys are just ‘one and done' law-breakers," Representative Jamaal Bowman told the press. "There's no way they'd ever try to do anything else illegal like voting in an election. And anyway, our elections are air-tight. There's absolutely no way to vote illegally, except for the 30 ways I can think of right now off the top of my head…"
Democrats have railed against Republicans in recent weeks after prominent members of the GOP called for stricter voting rules and mandatory voter IDs. Republicans worry the influx of illegal immigrants at the border could lead to a wave of illegal voting, something Democrats maintain never happens because people who come to the country illegally would never try to do anything else illegal…ever.
"These brave men and women who come to our country are just looking for a new life and possible to vote as a bloc against fascist Republicans but they can't…I mean…it says right in our law books that it's illegal!" Bowman explained. "But also, ID's are racist, election integrity is racist, and accusing illegal immigrants-I mean, immigration-impacted individuals, of trying to vote illegally is most definitely racist."
As of publishing time, 300,000 additional voters were registered in Texas in the past four hours under totally not suspicious circumstances.
Democrats assured the American people the election was honest too and all we got was a booby prize poverty and millions of illegals.
They’re training them how to vote, where to vote and who to vote for.
That is beyond funny!
I got a bridge in boston.......
Typical of democommies. Promises made, promises denied.
Sarcasm and satire make good humor because they are grounded in truth. In this case, the truth isn’t really that funny. The dimocrats are gaming the system, including rigging the electoral college by counting illegals in the census for apportionment. If this isn’t turned around, you can permanently say goodbye to “fair and free” elections.
WORD SALAD
LIKE A DOUBLE NEGATIVE
I’m a 55 year old guy and I had to show my ID to buy a can of spray paint the other day. That much be much more important than voting since we can’t require an ID for that.
“Democrats Promise There’s No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally”
Democrats Promise There’s No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally ... we will register them to vote legally
There, fixed it
NOR will the LEGAL immigrants who are automatically signed up for voter registrations. Democrats is honest, just ask.
Not satire: Sex offender sentenced for illegally reentering US;
Gave police false name and false date of birth.
May 21, 2024 9:09 pm Ryan Medeiros, abc6.com
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WLNE) — A man illegally in the United States previously convicted of soliciting a minor in Rhode Island was sentenced to prison Monday for unlawful reentry.
The United States Attorney’s Office for Rhode Island said 52-year-old Carlos Gregorio Santos of Guatemala was deported in April 2019 and arrested by Providence police on Sept. 29, 2023.
Authorities said the arrest was the result of an investigation into an alleged altercation over a dispute about wages, after which Santos provided police with a false name and false date of birth.
The attorney’s office said the FBI later confirmed Santos’s real identity, and he pleaded guilty on Feb. 15 to a charge of illegal reentry after removal.
Officials said Santos was sentenced to twelve months and one day in federal prison followed by one year of federal supervised release.
He faces deportation upon completion of his current term of incarceration, per authorities.
Can tell that is the Bee from the headline.
A person comes into the country illegally & yet some citizen insists that person would never vote illegally? I wonder who would believe that?
The Bee is stinging the Dems again...
No sane person would believe it.
It’s an old established fraud. But Liberals are doing it NOW on a mega scale!
I have to blame the GOP which has acted like mute bystanders the whole time. In itself, that is just as irresponsible and criminal
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