Posted on 05/23/2024 8:14:29 AM PDT by Red Badger
It's a religion. Always was.
“George Floyd died for each and every one of us. He was God’s chosen vessel.” Things get weird at ASU as they unveil an exhibit in Floyd’s memory.
Oh Praise Thee, Most Holy Floyd, Patron Saint of Fentanyl!
In the past, godly men and women were chosen to be honored by church leaders for their close walk with Jesus Christ. They healed the sick, defied tyrants, modeled virtue, traveled over land and sea to reach the lost, and helped the poor and oppressed.
But today, in the Year of Our Floyd 4, we honor violent serial convicts who point guns at pregnant women, use counterfeit money, and resist arrest while sitting in a car with their drug dealer. We even honor the holy relics that were used in their cause!
We praise the holy toxicology report that showed the virtuous elements of fentanyl, meth, weed, nicotine, and caffeine all in one body at one moment in time, and pray for the transubstantiation of his body into ours.
You see, George Floyd goes beyond the saints. Only the messiah, the savior of the world - God incarnate - died for each and every one of us.
Replying to @FrontlinesTPUSA
One of the displays draws parallels to religious figures, with George Floyd wearing a crown of thorns. Why does the left continue to lift up and idolize a man we know was a convicted criminal?
As the woman at the exhibit said, the red is for Floyd's blood, shed for us, and the white represents the purification from our sins!
As it is written in the Holy Book of Floyd:
"He was knelt on for our transgressions, he was handcuffed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his overdose we are healed."
I don’t think he was even human, but another dangerous animal that needed to be put down.
If they can sell us this garbage they can make us believe anything. Absolutely anything.
Well, now he’ll be boiling comfortably in the lake of fire 🔥.
Coincidentally right around a Presidential election as Dems need to frighten their Back base into voting.
Did he beat his wife for us?
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
― Voltaire
He done got rehabilitated, fo sho.
We found the cure, with an added bonus that he totally stopped committing crimes.
Anyone who believes this nonsense about the porn criminal Floyd should be admitted to a very long term mental health asylum until they can once again see reality for what it is and not what they want it to be.
I suspect this would be a lifetime in-patient treatment for a high percentage of a certain population in the USA.
Better there than on the street and voting though so there’s that.
I hope he’s on Trump’s “Full Pardon” List, in January 2025.
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LOL!
Right now, he’s begging for a little drip of water on his tongue.
He did seem to lake the conscience of a human. That is a definite marker.
Time to educate everyone (especially LEOs see Canton, OH Frank Tyson). The drug combination causes breathing issues. Medical attention required.
George Floyd was Jesus Christ.
Who knew?
They got the “George Floyd died” part 100% right.
Uh, no.
I don’t do drugs or print my own money . . .
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