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Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then
Babylon Bee ^ | May 10, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/11/2024 9:27:07 AM PDT by dayglored

NEW YORK CITY, NY — Former President Donald Trump made sure members of the jury in the Stormy Daniels hush money trial knew the adult film actress was much much hotter when he first met her.

"She was an eight or a nine back then, let me tell you," Trump explained to members of the jury. "Now she's a bit of a dog; Dogface Daniels, that's what they call her. But not when I met her, I would never touch a dog, not a dog guy. Not that I did touch her…but if I had…she was smokin'. Don't know what happened."

Trump assured members of the jury Daniels was much more attractive ten years ago after the two met at Mar-A-Lago. Daniels took to the stand Thursday in an ongoing hush money case many in the legal field call "totally legit and not at all cooked up by Trump's political enemies."

"She was a babe. Trust me, do I look like a guy who would go after a nasty woman that looks like that," Trump said, pointing to where Daniels was seated. "Not that I ‘went after her', but if I had, she's changed since then. Probably because she got old. I don't go after old women…gross."

As of publishing time, Judge Juan M. Merchan warned Trump that if the former president continued to bark every time Daniels took the stand he would hold him in contempt.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dogfacedaniels; satire; spermydaniels; stormydaniels; trump
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To: Vaduz

Would you be saying the same if this was Hunter? Or Menendez?


41 posted on 05/12/2024 4:07:11 PM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

Hunter = Free Ride daddy’s boy

Menendez = Looks like a free ride democrat again


42 posted on 05/13/2024 5:22:57 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz
Hunter’s trial continues with the gun charge reactivated. Menendez’s trial starts soon.

But that wasn’t the question, was it?

43 posted on 05/13/2024 6:20:33 AM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

Answer was yes rigged is rigged

As for Hunter’s trial continues like Hillary’s did and fade to hidden area Xi much happy.

This the SECOND time Menendez’s has been up for the same gig he’ll get off he’s a democrat.


44 posted on 05/13/2024 6:41:51 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

Again, that wasn’t the question. Why are you avoiding it?


45 posted on 05/13/2024 7:01:23 AM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

It was answered what are you missing?.

Both are guilty and will not be charged democrat democracy in action.


46 posted on 05/13/2024 7:10:52 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

No, the question was if they were shooting from the lip or text in their trials would you support an order for them to zip it if it was given?


47 posted on 05/13/2024 7:47:48 AM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

What are you talking about you a teenager put your pants on and go to your room.


48 posted on 05/13/2024 11:32:22 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz
I asked a simple question in reply to your statement His gag order proves him to be a liar his court room is ran like a witch hunt.

Would you want the same rules that were applied to Trump applied to Hunter and Menendez.

49 posted on 05/13/2024 12:33:08 PM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

The judge in in violation of the constitution of the first amendment period to gag Trump he’s not allowed free speech about the trial.

No such thing would happen to Hunter or Menendez they are democrats more of their democracy in action comrade.


50 posted on 05/13/2024 12:55:09 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

That’s not the question. So far, they’ve not been as vocal as Trump. But if they were, would you support them being gagged?


51 posted on 05/13/2024 1:17:10 PM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

Didn’t you understand the answer if not get help with it.


52 posted on 05/13/2024 1:18:37 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Vaduz

Your answer is a dodge. Or you support Hunter & Menendez being gagged, but not for Trump.


53 posted on 05/13/2024 2:23:24 PM PDT by del griffith
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To: del griffith

Or you support Hunter & Menendez being gagged

You need help with your reading skills your all over the place go back to your basement


54 posted on 05/14/2024 6:48:07 AM PDT by Vaduz
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I don’t have time for the basement. I sell shower curtain rings.


55 posted on 05/14/2024 7:26:02 AM PDT by del griffith
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