Fitting to throw some chicken at you
Posted on 05/02/2024 7:41:02 PM PDT by bimboeruption
A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee.
As the Smoking Gun reported, 20-year-old Khanye Edrayieze Medley was arrested on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly got into a verbal altercation with his sister, who he lives with, that turned physical in a most unusual way.
The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and left debris on her shoulders.
Here is the affidavit: Credit; The Smoking Gun
The chicken Medley used in the attack was reportedly from Church’s Texas Chicken, which has a location close to their residence.
When questioned by police, Medley allegedly confessed to throwing two pieces of chicken at his sister.
When asked why he launched the bizarre attack, Medley reportedly replied he did it because “he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him, so he became upset.” He actually used the hunger defense as an excuse for his actions.
Yahoo News reports Medley was released from Pinellas County jail the next day on recognizance.
This is not Medley’s first run-in with the law or his first alleged assault on his sister. The Smoking Gun reveals that earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, slamming a door on her arm, and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”
The State Attorney declined to press charges against Medley after Medley’s sister said she did not want him prosecuted.
It was running from Church's?
Of course it was Church’s. That stuff is nasty. Only certain tribes can stand it.
>>>>What qualifies as news....
Comic relief I spose.<<<<
This is real news.
Not the Bee.
[Debris on her shoulders!! has anyone called the UN blue helmets yet?]
In America in the 1970’s (anybody remember that nation?) this would be laughed off. (fried chicken assault)
I think we need United Nations Fried Chicken Peacekeepers on American soil NOW!!! :)
[Extra Crispy?]
If it was accelerated to the proper speed beforehand....like maybe Mach 3........
>>>>Oh, I dunno - maybe she’s trying to do the right thing and take care of a mentally ill family member who - for obvious reasons - nobody else wants to deal with. I would at least say a prayer for her.<<<<
She definitely had a fowl day.
We need to do something about chicken violence in this country, before it raises its fowl head again.
They be fighten over the dum sticks
I love his name .
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Why did the chicken cross the room?
How I long for the day a chicken can cross the road
Without having it’s motives
Questioned...
White meat or dark? Could be a hate crime depending on the answer.
I think the artificial chicken flavoring and the anti bloating agents added during processing are causing behavior issues.
Here is the affidavit: Credit; The Smoking chicken.
Was it Glock semi-automatic machine gun chicken or AR-15 chicken?
Whichever one, it was loaded with a drumstick magazine.
.223 drumstick or 7.62 AK-47 drumstick?
.223 drumstick or 7.62 AK-47 drumstick?
Your choice: .223 original drumstick or 7.62 extra crispy AK-47 drumstick.
Ethiopian
DUDE, You Killed It !!
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