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4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
The Bee ^ | April 1, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 04/02/2024 8:36:21 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

PALM BEACH, FL — Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by renowned artist Hunter Biden.

Trump held a special unveiling party for supporters at Mar-a-Lago's Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom. The three paintings shown were "Some Colors," "Paint On Canvas," and "Look, A Bird."

"They tell me I overvalued this place but, if anything, I undervalued it," Trump told supporters. "But now they can't argue with me because I've got Hunter here. Everyone says 'Where's Hunter? Where is he?' Well, he's here, folks. We've got Hunter Biden here at Mar-a-Lago and it's a beautiful thing."

"They're absolutely fantastic paintings, let me tell you. Definitely not a bunch of random colors thrown on a canvas to launder money."

After the unveiling, the former president toured the property with a real estate appraiser. Sources confirm the tour was cut short when he became entranced by one of the Hunter Biden paintings.

"Beautiful," Trump reportedly whispered. "So majestic."

At publishing time, Donald Trump had been sued for undervaluing the Mar-a-Lago estate.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: 0sacramentobee; 4dchess; babylonbee; hunterpaintings; maralago; stopsayingthebee; trump
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President Trump Wins Again!
1 posted on 04/02/2024 8:36:21 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

What a burn.

Love the Bee.


2 posted on 04/02/2024 8:37:20 AM PDT by fwdude ( )
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To: fwdude

‘What a burn’ in some fonts looks like ‘What a bum’.

Still correct.


3 posted on 04/02/2024 8:39:49 AM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT back in 2006)
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To: fwdude

This is just TOO GOOD..

Trump really should do this!

Hang them in the bathrooms.


4 posted on 04/02/2024 8:40:14 AM PDT by uranium penguin
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To: uranium penguin

Yes, at the lower level of the urinal. Above the Jane Fonda cake.


5 posted on 04/02/2024 8:44:28 AM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL- good one- also liked the one where they said something along the lines of “Trump turns the tables on the democrats by squatting in the white house”


6 posted on 04/02/2024 8:44:58 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee is still the best!!


7 posted on 04/02/2024 8:47:44 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: All

There were numerous poses of Hunter "painting".....but experts say when his paintings were hung
in a gallery, there were numerous techniques displayed but none with the technique in his PR poses.

8 posted on 04/02/2024 8:52:50 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father wIho art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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To: Navy Patriot

Kudos to the BEE


9 posted on 04/02/2024 8:53:55 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: john drake
Above the Jane Fonda cake.

That cake is sitting on top of the Hillary Clinton plastic mat, right?

10 posted on 04/02/2024 9:00:25 AM PDT by plsvn
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To: Navy Patriot
A couple of years ago, I bought a Hunter Biden painting for $100,000 in hopes of being appointed the US ambassador to Fiji, a tropical paradise. But I’ve heard nothing from the White House so far. I think I’m going to ask for a refund.

By the way, the painting was Hunter’s famous “House in the Woods”.


11 posted on 04/02/2024 9:03:42 AM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: Navy Patriot
Yankee Ingenuity for the win!

The golden E.I.Bee microphone lives on.



12 posted on 04/02/2024 9:04:23 AM PDT by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Navy Patriot

Immediately suspected the bee and of course was justified in thinking this way—it was the bee.

They’re them!


13 posted on 04/02/2024 9:18:57 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Navy Patriot

“...sued for undervaluing...”

Hoo hoo what a hoot!


14 posted on 04/02/2024 9:21:45 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Navy Patriot

On the one paining entitled, Look a Bird ...if you look closely you can still see the numbers.


15 posted on 04/02/2024 10:55:32 AM PDT by Leep (Leftardism strikes 1 in 5.)
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To: Leaning Right

Nice crayon strokes on that one...


16 posted on 04/02/2024 10:57:58 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Navy Patriot
Watch, certain people will be weeping tears about how they are attacking Lasko Brandon's child! The poor wee tot running around with his bat and ball. How could they do this? It is so mean.
17 posted on 04/02/2024 11:02:46 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love being on the government watch list, along with all of you.)
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To: Leep
...if you look closely you can still see the numbers.

Nicely Done, I didn't even think of that!

18 posted on 04/02/2024 11:08:42 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Liz
Thanks, Liz!

Investigating real artists' and art critics' discussions on techniques actually exposes Hunter Biden's Bribery Scam further.

Kudo's!

19 posted on 04/02/2024 11:16:13 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Hunter was also photoed using some archaic Japanese
painting technique but it never showed up in the gallery.


20 posted on 04/02/2024 12:13:12 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father wIho art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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