Posted on 03/27/2024 5:18:21 PM PDT by Drew68
TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.
The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party.
"We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."
As other members of the party at the state and federal levels doggedly adhere to the directive to maintain the status quo while making fiery, sternly-worded speeches, DeSantis has veered from the party line to accomplish things that actually improve the lives of his constituents, fight against radical woke ideology, and advance the cause of traditional American values. "We went over it with him time and time again," the GOP source said. "He wouldn't stop doing things. We can't work with a guy like that."
At publishing time, GOP powerbrokers were already looking forward to the conclusion of DeSantis's second term so they would have the opportunity to nominate someone else in an effort to grind the state's positive progress to a screeching halt.
Okay, this is funny.
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Now that is funny!
Which explains why the late night “comedy” shows and Maher, et al suck.
As Trump said, Andrew Cuomo handled COVID much better than Ron DeSantis.
accomplishing too many things.
"Can't have that. Against our principles."
can’t recall, how many elderly did cuomo kill forcing them into the homes.
Agreed. And as repeated evidenced by the repetitive naysayers that criticize and belittle every DeSantis win on FR. Life must be rough for them!
Again.
Don’t laugh too hard.
It’s actually coming, from this new Republican party.
The only thing that matters now, is 100% loyalty to the Trump family. You are not allowed to have a single thought of any other kind. Even if you plan on voting for him in 2024, it doesn’t matter in the least, if you dare critique him or his family in any way, you are treated like a leper.
It’s not a winning strategy of course, not for winning elections, when everything is based on your litmus test score. It seems to be more about building up an army of 100% pure Trump loyalists, than anything.
DESANTIS CURES CANCER!!! REPUBLICANS COMPLAIN ABOUT NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY.
You’re right, another home run by the BB.
“You are not allowed to have a single thought of any other kind.”
It is not just thinking the wrong thoughts; you can get into trouble if someone suspects you are thinking the wrong thoughts.
It is the seriousness of the allegation.
“How can we lose with DIGNITY, when we have this guy winning all the time???”
DeSantis was GREAT before he ran for President.
DeSantis was (and is) GREAT after he ran for President.
He should have told his (overly ambitious) wife to F-off and let him take care of Florida, and then run for President when the time was right.
“...critique him or his family...”
Oh...yes...that’s all they need.
Because in general they meet with nothing but bilateral love and kisses, nationwide, all the livelong day. Political and legal Easy Street.
/s
That's a burn ...
Satire or honest reporting?
lolol. fits perfectly.
You are still a fing idiot...congrats
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