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DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
Babylon Bee ^ | 03/27/2024

Posted on 03/27/2024 5:18:21 PM PDT by Drew68

TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.

The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party.

"We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."

As other members of the party at the state and federal levels doggedly adhere to the directive to maintain the status quo while making fiery, sternly-worded speeches, DeSantis has veered from the party line to accomplish things that actually improve the lives of his constituents, fight against radical woke ideology, and advance the cause of traditional American values. "We went over it with him time and time again," the GOP source said. "He wouldn't stop doing things. We can't work with a guy like that."

At publishing time, GOP powerbrokers were already looking forward to the conclusion of DeSantis's second term so they would have the opportunity to nominate someone else in an effort to grind the state's positive progress to a screeching halt.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; desantis; desantiscult; desantisworshipers; florida; unfunny
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Babylon Bee hits a home run.
1 posted on 03/27/2024 5:18:21 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68

Okay, this is funny.

L


2 posted on 03/27/2024 5:20:51 PM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: Drew68

Now that is funny!


3 posted on 03/27/2024 5:23:25 PM PDT by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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To: Drew68
As Rush used to say, the best humor has an unmistakable element of truth to it.

Which explains why the late night “comedy” shows and Maher, et al suck.

4 posted on 03/27/2024 5:27:08 PM PDT by daler
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To: Drew68

As Trump said, Andrew Cuomo handled COVID much better than Ron DeSantis.


5 posted on 03/27/2024 5:27:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Drew68
accomplishing too many things.

"Can't have that. Against our principles."

6 posted on 03/27/2024 5:29:25 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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To: nickcarraway

can’t recall, how many elderly did cuomo kill forcing them into the homes.


7 posted on 03/27/2024 5:31:22 PM PDT by coalminersson (since )
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To: Drew68
Babylon Bee hits a home run.

Agreed. And as repeated evidenced by the repetitive naysayers that criticize and belittle every DeSantis win on FR. Life must be rough for them!

8 posted on 03/27/2024 5:31:25 PM PDT by Reno89519 (If Biden is mentally unfit to stand trial, he is mentally unfit to be president. He needs to resign.)
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To: Drew68

Again.


9 posted on 03/27/2024 5:33:00 PM PDT by Howie66 ("Biden-Fetterman 2024. It's A No Brainer")
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To: Drew68

Don’t laugh too hard.

It’s actually coming, from this new Republican party.

The only thing that matters now, is 100% loyalty to the Trump family. You are not allowed to have a single thought of any other kind. Even if you plan on voting for him in 2024, it doesn’t matter in the least, if you dare critique him or his family in any way, you are treated like a leper.

It’s not a winning strategy of course, not for winning elections, when everything is based on your litmus test score. It seems to be more about building up an army of 100% pure Trump loyalists, than anything.


10 posted on 03/27/2024 5:43:44 PM PDT by Golden Eagle (Principles, not partisanship)
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To: Drew68

DESANTIS CURES CANCER!!! REPUBLICANS COMPLAIN ABOUT NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY.


11 posted on 03/27/2024 5:59:18 PM PDT by Engraved-on-His-hands
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To: Drew68

You’re right, another home run by the BB.


12 posted on 03/27/2024 6:07:33 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
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To: Golden Eagle

“You are not allowed to have a single thought of any other kind.”

It is not just thinking the wrong thoughts; you can get into trouble if someone suspects you are thinking the wrong thoughts.

It is the seriousness of the allegation.


13 posted on 03/27/2024 6:09:28 PM PDT by jeffersondem
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To: Lee N. Field

“How can we lose with DIGNITY, when we have this guy winning all the time???”


14 posted on 03/27/2024 6:14:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Drew68

DeSantis was GREAT before he ran for President.
DeSantis was (and is) GREAT after he ran for President.

He should have told his (overly ambitious) wife to F-off and let him take care of Florida, and then run for President when the time was right.


15 posted on 03/27/2024 6:15:30 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart, I just don't tell anyone)
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To: Golden Eagle

“...critique him or his family...”

Oh...yes...that’s all they need.

Because in general they meet with nothing but bilateral love and kisses, nationwide, all the livelong day. Political and legal Easy Street.

/s


16 posted on 03/27/2024 6:25:20 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Drew68
Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note.

That's a burn ...

17 posted on 03/27/2024 6:33:15 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Drew68
GOP powerbrokers were already looking forward to the conclusion of DeSantis's second term so they would have the opportunity to nominate someone else in an effort to grind the state's positive progress to a screeching halt

Satire or honest reporting?

18 posted on 03/27/2024 6:34:27 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Drew68

lolol. fits perfectly.


19 posted on 03/27/2024 6:35:13 PM PDT by dadfly
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To: Golden Eagle

You are still a fing idiot...congrats


20 posted on 03/27/2024 7:31:06 PM PDT by mlitefan (Long time lurker...)
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