Affidavit: Woman arrested for walking nude through Carmel Clay Public Library

YouAreCurrent ^ | 3/5/2024 | Anne Marie Shambaugh

[Red Badger]

Gotta renew my library card,.............

[MinorityRepublican]

Midlife crisis.

[Taxman]

Yeah, let’s legalize weed!

No problem!

[fidelis]

A library patron told investigators he was sitting at a table when a nude woman approached him and grabbed his anatomy book, went to a computer to look something up and then returned the book before leaving the area, the affidavit states.

Well, there you have it! She was obviously doing some intensive study on human female anatomy. Hope they sanitized all the chairs after she left.

[xp38]

I've seen her type before...flashy...making the scene...flaunting convention

[AAABEST]

She cleans up pretty good.

Let her run around naked.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Why do they say this person is a woman? How do we know what a woman is?

[Drew68]

walked around naked while under the influence of marijuana.

This stuff today sure ain't the Mexican ditch weed of my college years.

[Coffee... Black... No Sugar]

If God had intended us to walk around naked, we would have been born that way. /s

[Responsibility2nd]

Yeah. None of the girls I smoked with ever ran around naked. I feel cheated.

[DannyTN]

• "police responded swiftly to remove the woman from the premises" I read that as penises.

[Osage Orange]

She was not good looking in the first pic,,,,,but pretty in the next one.....

I'd have to see a full frontal.....Naked of course....

[Azeem]

Unfortunately, Carmel, IN (home of the Chinese friend former Mayor Jim Brainard) is full of liberals from both coasts. The city was beautiful and fun 10 years ago. Now it’s cesspool of high rent apartments.

[Secret Agent Man]

So many think their lives are a hallmark movie or romcom

[Leaning Right]

Ah, Bookman the library cop. Well played, sir!

No matter what the situation is, there will be an appropriate Seinfeld reference.

[2nd Amendment]

No verdict until Laz checks in

[No name given]

She probably IS a man pretending to be female.

[moovova]

"A library patron told investigators he was sitting at a table when a nude woman approached him and grabbed his anatomy..."

[Jim Noble]

Probation.

[Bigg Red]

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