Posted on 02/27/2024 3:22:17 AM PST by george76
With his approval hovering near record lows, Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin pretending to care about it.
"Listen folks, here's the deal. I don't care about the border," said to a Border Patrol horse he mistook for an agent. "But as I stand here today, I vow to begin pretending to care. I will do this until my approval numbers go up a few points. As long as the border continues to stay wide open and let millions of people in, by golly, I will really feign concern."
Biden then began to tell a moving story about how his son once died while trying to cross the border.
"The nation is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon, knowing that Biden really looks like he almost cares," said CNN anchor Jake Tapper. "Just look at his furrowed brow and concerned-looking eyes. No one can simulate sympathy like President Biden. Wow, what a great guy."
At publishing time, Biden's realistic-looking concern was interrupted by him being trampled over by a crowd of 5,000 border-crossers from Somalia.
Too close to reality.
“The nation is breathing a sigh of relief, knowing that Biden really looks like he almost cares.”
“Just look at Biden’s furrowed brow and those squinty concerned-looking eyes. No one can simulate sympathy like a Biden.”
Yet nothing says “I’m concerned” more, than Biden extolling
his secure border policy while eating an ice cream zone.
“what a great guy.”
You’re right, I had to check the source to make sure it wasn’t actual news.
Disagree. The Bee is far too coherent and doesn’t capture pedojoe’s mumbling stupidity at all.
The Babylon Bee. Truth in reporting.
DNCNN won’t understand the humor.
Snopes and the Washington Post will probably do fact checks.
The title says it all. The Bee is spot on.
Just restart building the wall, and reinstate Trump remain in Mexico policy and all will be well.
But he will never do either.
Nope, not going to happen. SloJoe has already tipped his hand over the last 3 years.
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