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Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border
Babylon Bee ^ | Feb 26, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/27/2024 3:22:17 AM PST by george76

With his approval hovering near record lows, Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin pretending to care about it.

"Listen folks, here's the deal. I don't care about the border," said to a Border Patrol horse he mistook for an agent. "But as I stand here today, I vow to begin pretending to care. I will do this until my approval numbers go up a few points. As long as the border continues to stay wide open and let millions of people in, by golly, I will really feign concern."

Biden then began to tell a moving story about how his son once died while trying to cross the border.

"The nation is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon, knowing that Biden really looks like he almost cares," said CNN anchor Jake Tapper. "Just look at his furrowed brow and concerned-looking eyes. No one can simulate sympathy like President Biden. Wow, what a great guy."

At publishing time, Biden's realistic-looking concern was interrupted by him being trampled over by a crowd of 5,000 border-crossers from Somalia.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 02/27/2024 3:22:17 AM PST by george76
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To: george76

Too close to reality.


2 posted on 02/27/2024 3:25:34 AM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them. )
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“The nation is breathing a sigh of relief, knowing that Biden really looks like he almost cares.”

“Just look at Biden’s furrowed brow and those squinty concerned-looking eyes. No one can simulate sympathy like a Biden.”

Yet nothing says “I’m concerned” more, than Biden extolling
his secure border policy while eating an ice cream zone.

“what a great guy.”


3 posted on 02/27/2024 3:29:36 AM PST by Liz (Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charlton Heston.)
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To: no-to-illegals

You’re right, I had to check the source to make sure it wasn’t actual news.


4 posted on 02/27/2024 3:48:38 AM PST by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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To: no-to-illegals
Too close to reality.

Disagree. The Bee is far too coherent and doesn’t capture pedojoe’s mumbling stupidity at all.

5 posted on 02/27/2024 4:14:37 AM PST by Sirius Lee (Tonight on The Bickersons... )
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To: george76

The Babylon Bee. Truth in reporting.


6 posted on 02/27/2024 4:36:21 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: george76
Meanwhile...

Illegal Alien Shot 3 Cops in D.C. Sanctuary City D.C. passed the Sanctuary Values Act protecting illegal alien criminals from deportation.

7 posted on 02/27/2024 4:49:19 AM PST by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: george76

DNCNN won’t understand the humor.


8 posted on 02/27/2024 5:47:41 AM PST by bray (You can tell who the Commies fear.)
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To: bray

Snopes and the Washington Post will probably do fact checks.


9 posted on 02/27/2024 5:50:22 AM PST by pas
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To: george76

The title says it all. The Bee is spot on.


10 posted on 02/27/2024 5:52:19 AM PST by Pajamajan (Pray for our nation. Never be a slave a new Socialist America.)
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To: george76

Just restart building the wall, and reinstate Trump remain in Mexico policy and all will be well.

But he will never do either.


11 posted on 02/27/2024 5:57:05 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: george76

Nope, not going to happen. SloJoe has already tipped his hand over the last 3 years.


12 posted on 02/27/2024 5:57:31 AM PST by DownInFlames (p)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

13 posted on 02/27/2024 6:33:05 AM PST by SunkenCiv (What's his FR nick?)
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