Posted on 02/14/2024 8:15:00 PM PST by dynachrome
Most people are familiar with the story of Moses telling Pharaoh to free the Israelites from slavery in Egypt and the powerful plagues God inflicted upon Egypt when Pharaoh refused, but hardly anyone knows about the other plagues the Lord visited upon them.
Through extensive research, The Babylon Bee has uncovered the following list of lesser-known plagues that devastated the land of Egypt:
1. Causing the WiFi to go down for 15 whole minutes: It was nearly impossible to get anything done.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
#11 They had to do the “walk like an Egyptian” thing to to Steve martins King Tut song.
“Floor Legos.”
Toldja.
I lived in Egypt for 3 years.
That placed was being smited all the time.
I knew it, coded book of II Moishe!
I vote for #2 as well.
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