Charlie Perez, 22, and Jalina Sepulveda, 19
1 posted on
02/13/2024 5:25:34 AM PST by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Would have thought the Hamburglar would have doe it.
2 posted on
02/13/2024 5:28:04 AM PST by
Made In The USA
(Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
To: V_TWIN
tried to leave the store without paying for several items.
They should move to California or New York, they could be successful there.
3 posted on
02/13/2024 5:28:50 AM PST by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: V_TWIN
Mensa candidates for sure.......................
4 posted on
02/13/2024 5:29:38 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
(A Florida couple is behind bars after police said they attempted an armed robbery at a Cape Coral Lowe’s hardware store on Sunday, while wearing matching Cookie Monster pajamas.)
That’s so sweet!
An early Valentine’s Day 💘💘💘!!!
6 posted on
02/13/2024 5:29:49 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: V_TWIN
“Give me all your cookies.”
“Sir, this is a hardware store.”
7 posted on
02/13/2024 5:29:55 AM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: V_TWIN
She seems to have that crystal meth look
8 posted on
02/13/2024 5:31:36 AM PST by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: V_TWIN
“Florida couple” - when Florida Man just isn’t enough.
9 posted on
02/13/2024 5:31:37 AM PST by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: V_TWIN
That’s the problem with these crazy illegals. They think “Land of the Free” means that America is just a big piñata. Smash it and take what you want. Everything is free.
10 posted on
02/13/2024 5:34:53 AM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
( Joe Pedo's America! The Motel 6 to the world. Joe's Border Patrol will keep the light on for you.)
To: V_TWIN
They probably would have had better luck robbing Mrs. Fields.
12 posted on
02/13/2024 5:37:03 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: V_TWIN
14 posted on
02/13/2024 5:40:08 AM PST by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: V_TWIN
Young animals starting out their lives as followers of Satan!
To: V_TWIN
These are two very stupid illegal aliens. Since it’s Florida, they won’t be getting out of prison soon. One would think they wanted to be caught on purpose. Now they will get three meals and a cot, instead of starving in a cardboard box.
16 posted on
02/13/2024 5:44:53 AM PST by
Flavious_Maximus
(Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
To: V_TWIN
They should have worn these:
To: V_TWIN
Police canvassed the area and were unable to pick out the two suspects wearing matching Cookie Monster pajama bottoms? Is this a common outfit in Florida?
To: V_TWIN
The article I viewed only showed one robber and the mask wasn’t cookie monster but a clown mask.
To: V_TWIN
“Florida Couple”: For those times when a simple “Florida Man” won’t do.
21 posted on
02/13/2024 5:51:07 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
(Next week on The Bickersons... )
To: V_TWIN
C is for Convicts, that’s good enough for me.
22 posted on
02/13/2024 5:51:45 AM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: V_TWIN
Aw, a happy Valentines day story! They chose to do it “Furry” as their favorite Sesame Street Character! PBS educating our youth!
To: V_TWIN
29 posted on
02/13/2024 6:46:22 AM PST by
xoxox
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