Posted on 01/27/2024 1:48:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stern warning to Texas and other states standing in support of razor wire barriers at the Southern border, President Biden said that Texas has until the end of the day to remove it or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg.
"This has gotten out of hand, folks," said Biden before a crowd of reporters. "The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I'm giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!
Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. "What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear," she said. "The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks."
"I have no idea what frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg is, but it sounds like some high-falutin big city nonsense to me," responded Abbot. "The razor wire will stay. Bring on the frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg! Yee haw!"
At publishing time, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold Biden's decision to impose frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg on the state of Texas.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
“Summed up in one word asessafuggebuggeduh”
The man speaks the was I type.
JO JO Demento Pedo needs to build an army with his 8 million illegal aliens to see if they can whip Texas and prove that their big Alamo “win” wasn’t a fluke. KMA Mexico! Take your chips and salsa and shove it!
President Jill
Will have
migrant stitched up - bleeding bandaged guests
At the sotu assembly
Gog usa
Magog nato
Rev 13
I’ll bet we could build an entire wall with crap-filled Huggies left along the shore of the Rio Grande by the freeloading foreign invaders sneaking into America to take a swat at America! The world’s largest piñata. The beer, chips and salsa are on us!
Meanwhile, he says that if congress will just pass the abomination of the border and Ukraine funding bill he promises to seal the border. He just needs new laws so that can be done. New laws that "limit" the flow of illegal alien liars to 5,000 a day. That'all, ust 5,000 a day, he promises, honest injun. All he needs is a new law to allow him to do this.
Insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank Oklahoma's own Lankford as well, what a pinhead. Narrow minded as an earthworm. What a disgusting embarrassment.
Do the math. 5000 a day is what is happening right now is 1,825,000 per year. Not really a reduction.
Or, Gov Abbott can declare that they have more damning evidence of Hunter Biden’s wrongdoings hanging on the barbed wire. Then watch how fast the feds back down 🤔🙄
I am sure history will record the Biden Residency as a 3.5 year long senior moment. Note 3.5 not 4.0 ... Bible told me so.
Hmmmmmmm...
PUDDING FOR ALL!
You know, Joey promised to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure a while back. I for one am tired of seeing my trunalimunumaprzure just sitting around.
“”to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!””
Well, if that’s not a joke, why am I laughing! Haven’t had a good laugh today....until now!
Joe: A strongly written letter will work.
Bahahahahaha…
... or may 7, or if you prefer 1260 days to 3.5 years, a bit earlier than either of the dates we exchanged. Sooner the better if it involves an end to Bidenism.
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