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Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 26, 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/27/2024 1:48:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stern warning to Texas and other states standing in support of razor wire barriers at the Southern border, President Biden said that Texas has until the end of the day to remove it or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg.

"This has gotten out of hand, folks," said Biden before a crowd of reporters. "The governor of Texas has defied the gribblegarg of tortlshwaligglbuther. I'm giving Greg Abbot until sundown today to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!

Confused reporters directed further questions to Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre, who is black as well as gay. "What the president means is something he has been clear about from day one, and that is exactly what he means, which is abundantly clear," she said. "The important thing to remember here is that the border is one-hundred percent secure and Biden is the most competent President of all time. No further questions, thanks."

"I have no idea what frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg is, but it sounds like some high-falutin big city nonsense to me," responded Abbot. "The razor wire will stay. Bring on the frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg! Yee haw!"

At publishing time, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 to uphold Biden's decision to impose frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg on the state of Texas.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; borderdispute; satire; texas
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And if that doesn't work, Biden will bring true internationalupadapressure on Texas!
1 posted on 01/27/2024 1:48:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Larry Lucido; Kenny Bania; PROCON; gundog

Potato Salad!!

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2 posted on 01/27/2024 1:54:46 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Summed up in one word asessafuggebuggeduh”

The man speaks the was I type.


3 posted on 01/27/2024 2:00:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

JO JO Demento Pedo needs to build an army with his 8 million illegal aliens to see if they can whip Texas and prove that their big Alamo “win” wasn’t a fluke. KMA Mexico! Take your chips and salsa and shove it!


4 posted on 01/27/2024 2:00:40 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Joe Pedo's America! The Motel 6 to the world. Joe's Border Patrol will keep the light on for you.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

President Jill

Will have

migrant stitched up - bleeding bandaged guests

At the sotu assembly

Gog usa

Magog nato

Rev 13


5 posted on 01/27/2024 2:01:49 PM PST by Firehath (Quackery - An irrelevant simplification / undetected Complex problem - attacking symptoms)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’ll bet we could build an entire wall with crap-filled Huggies left along the shore of the Rio Grande by the freeloading foreign invaders sneaking into America to take a swat at America! The world’s largest piñata. The beer, chips and salsa are on us!


6 posted on 01/27/2024 2:10:16 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Joe Pedo's America! The Motel 6 to the world. Joe's Border Patrol will keep the light on for you.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It would be a lot funnier if it were not true and dangerous.

Meanwhile, he says that if congress will just pass the abomination of the border and Ukraine funding bill he promises to seal the border. He just needs new laws so that can be done. New laws that "limit" the flow of illegal alien liars to 5,000 a day. That'all, ust 5,000 a day, he promises, honest injun. All he needs is a new law to allow him to do this.

Insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank Oklahoma's own Lankford as well, what a pinhead. Narrow minded as an earthworm. What a disgusting embarrassment.

7 posted on 01/27/2024 2:19:34 PM PST by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

8 posted on 01/27/2024 2:24:13 PM PST by rlmorel ("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
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To: Sequoyah101

Do the math. 5000 a day is what is happening right now is 1,825,000 per year. Not really a reduction.


9 posted on 01/27/2024 2:26:09 PM PST by Fai Mao (Starve the Beast and steal its food.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Or, Gov Abbott can declare that they have more damning evidence of Hunter Biden’s wrongdoings hanging on the barbed wire. Then watch how fast the feds back down 🤔🙄


10 posted on 01/27/2024 2:47:42 PM PST by Impala64ssa (EVERY TIME A HEMI STARTS, AN EV DIES!)
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To: All

I am sure history will record the Biden Residency as a 3.5 year long senior moment. Note 3.5 not 4.0 ... Bible told me so.


11 posted on 01/27/2024 3:25:56 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Prayers up for Jim Robinson and family ... an island of sanity in a sea of madness. )
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To: Peter ODonnell

Hmmmmmmm...


12 posted on 01/27/2024 3:32:11 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

PUDDING FOR ALL!


13 posted on 01/27/2024 3:36:25 PM PST by workerbee (==)
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To: Peter ODonnell
Worth marking July 20th on the calendar...
14 posted on 01/27/2024 3:37:06 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well, Trunalimunumaprzure to you too, Diapers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5HbLI_TdM


15 posted on 01/27/2024 3:42:16 PM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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To: Allegra

You know, Joey promised to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure a while back. I for one am tired of seeing my trunalimunumaprzure just sitting around.


16 posted on 01/27/2024 3:47:06 PM PST by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“”to remove thrigldiffin or else frinlerbagsuzzit dorblelerg. Not a joke!””

Well, if that’s not a joke, why am I laughing! Haven’t had a good laugh today....until now!


17 posted on 01/27/2024 3:56:15 PM PST by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Joe: A strongly written letter will work.


18 posted on 01/27/2024 4:57:23 PM PST by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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Bahahahahaha…


19 posted on 01/27/2024 5:17:41 PM PST by TnTnTn
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To: null and void

... or may 7, or if you prefer 1260 days to 3.5 years, a bit earlier than either of the dates we exchanged. Sooner the better if it involves an end to Bidenism.


20 posted on 01/27/2024 7:48:26 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Prayers up for Jim Robinson and family ... an island of sanity in a sea of madness. )
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