Mark Zuckerberg Graduates From Part-Time Meat Smoker To A Full-Time Cattleman Raising The Most Delicious Beef On Earth

Brobible ^ | 01 09 2024 | Cass Anderson

[yesthatjallen]

Mark Zuckerberg, a man who will forever be associated with smokin’ meats, has upped his game from a weekend warrior on the smoker to a full-time rancher overseeing a herd of the most delicious cattle on Planet Earth.

On Tuesday, the Meta CEO shared his incredible project with the world. Mark Zuckerberg detailed how he is raising wagyu and angus cattle at his Ko’olau Ranch on Kauai, Hawaii.

The Facebook co-founder revealed his ultimate “goal is to create some of the highest quality beef in the world.” Zuckerberg went on to say the cattle are being raised in style, saying they’ll “grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch.”

SNIP

[Col Frank Slade]

Zuk likes to smoke meat.

Heheh

[Red Badger]

Mark Zuckerberg Graduates From Part-Time Meat Smoker To A Full-Time pole smoker?........................

[Irenic]

Yeah, that’s for them and we get bugs.

[Celtic Conservative]

Sausage.

Hahaha!

CC

[aynrandfreak]

Get your vaxburgers!

[mykroar]

Queue the Sweet Baby Ray’s videos.

[Scarlett156]

I was like “Oh, come on! The Zuck isn’t....” and then I was like, “OH, RIGHT!”

[Jan_Sobieski]

No bug sammiches for this elite!

[Tench_Coxe]

So that’s what the 5000 sq ft bunker is for—smoking meat.....

[PGR88]

As creepy as he is, I would still accept and invitation to a Wagyu steak dinner at his Hawaiian Ranch

[yesthatjallen]

[cattle] “grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch.”

[stars & stripes forever]

Drunk cattle will be nice and relaxed when they’re slaughtered.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Why isn’t he herding crickets? The nerve of that guy. Hasn’t he heard what cattle do to the earth?

[BBB333]

I heard once he was next to an NFL player as they both were having a libation a bar...I believe he said to the Footballer: “mind if I push in your stool?”

<s/

[Garden Island]

I gotta admit, Zuck just went up one notch in my book. That puts him at notch number one.

[rdl6989]

Greta will not be pleased.

[SGCOS]

so zuck isn’t buying into the ‘cattle contribute to climate change’ crap. Good for him!

[bray]

The only human thing he has ever done. Good for him.

[Jane Long]

So the elite can have an unjabbed source of meat. How nice!