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Nation In Shock After Gavin Newsom Murdered On Live TV
The Bee ^ | December 1, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 12/01/2023 9:00:26 AM PST by Navy Patriot

ALPHARETTA, GA — Americans are still reeling this morning after the shocking murder of California Governor Gavin Newsom was captured live on air and broadcast to millions of viewers.

"I'm still shaking," said one local observer. "He was just there one moment... and in the next moment, he was brutally eviscerated. Torn to pieces. Murdered. I'll never be able to shake those horrific images from my memory."

Fox News was roundly criticized for airing the disturbing footage completely uncensored to shocked viewers. "Kids shouldn't be allowed to see such things," said one concerned mother whose child walked into the living room while the incident was playing on live television. "My 5-year-old will be scarred for life. He may need counseling. How could Fox News do this?"

Authorities are still searching for three accomplices they say are persons of interest in the cold-blooded slaughter of California's Governor. Alpharetta's police chief named the three at-large suspects as Sean Hannity, Ron DeSantis, and a paper map of all the human poop covering San Francisco's sidewalks.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; florida; gavinnewsom; humor; kabukitheater; rondesantis; satire
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Despite the visible blows Newsom received, the autopsy revealed Newsom died of Overwhelming Arrogance and an Unrelieved Douche.
1 posted on 12/01/2023 9:00:26 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL!

Or he just imploded.


2 posted on 12/01/2023 9:02:48 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I dunno about Newsom being murdered, but DeSantis was buried.


3 posted on 12/01/2023 9:03:03 AM PST by Miami Rebel
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To: Navy Patriot

Does a debate make a sound if nobody watches it?


4 posted on 12/01/2023 9:06:32 AM PST by reagandemocrat
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To: Navy Patriot

Wow... the Bee pushing the envelope again.


5 posted on 12/01/2023 9:07:45 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: Navy Patriot

It was more like a sacrificial suicide. (But I was the first to be killed off, as it was too annoying to get through half.)


6 posted on 12/01/2023 9:11:55 AM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: reagandemocrat

If you didn’t watch it, you missed a lot of fun. DeSantis hit him again and again. Two especially delicious moments—DeSantis holding up the poop map for San Franciso describing how the once beautiful city is now a stinking hell hole and DeSantis pointing out the many reasons people are leaving California for Florida—including Newsome’s own father-in-law. All Newsome could do was sputter and lie and wave his peculiarly red hands around.

If he’s to be the last-minute substitute for Biden, he’d better up his game. Especially if DeSantis is the Republican nominee.


7 posted on 12/01/2023 9:16:52 AM PST by PA Presbyterian (Never Surrender!)
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To: Miami Rebel

How was DeSantis buried?

Forget the 2024 race and view this as a simple liberal vs conservative “debate” and DesSantis easily won with facts that Newsom kept saying were wrong and never answered the questions asked with any content just emotions which is what th eleft runs on.

Trump will be the nominee in 2024 and I’ll be voting for him. DeSantis could well be the front runner in 2028 who knows.


8 posted on 12/01/2023 9:17:22 AM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Please. The voters who finalize the pres election- notwithstanding out of control cheating - in the electoral college districts that matter will vote for whoever goes there and campaigns smart

People in particular districts in Ohio and so forth don’t know nor care about california


9 posted on 12/01/2023 9:17:32 AM PST by stanne
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To: Navy Patriot

I don’t want him to be murdered but I do wish Newsome would just go away. Enough of these slick liars and tyrants.

In his day, Stalin was also pretty slick. “Genocide” Xi is also pretty slick in his Chinese way.


10 posted on 12/01/2023 9:19:32 AM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Navy Patriot
From what I have seen, the guy with the perfect hair
was destroyed. What a goofball he is.

11 posted on 12/01/2023 9:21:42 AM PST by Tommy Revolts
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To: Navy Patriot; Liz; poconopundit
Authorities are still searching for three accomplices they say are persons of interest in the cold-blooded slaughter of California's Governor. Alpharetta's
police chief named the three at-large suspects as Sean Hannity, Ron DeSantis, and a paper map of all the human poop covering San Francisco's sidewalks.

ping

12 posted on 12/01/2023 9:22:34 AM PST by GOPJ (...President of the United States is a...controlled asset of the Chinese Communist Party. Sam Faddis)
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To: Navy Patriot

Be still, be still, my heart. What I considered to be very good news turned out to be but a parody of the truth.

Gruesome Newsom has turned out to be a hollow dead man walking, puffed up by an inordinate arrogance and moving in an echo chamber that takes no recognition of the reality at hand. Without an original thought in his head, he regurgitates every bit of errant nonsense that is ginned up by the propaganda mills called the “mainstream media”, and adds the little bit of spin necessary to appear to be consistent while saying nothing of content or demonstrable fact.


13 posted on 12/01/2023 9:22:41 AM PST by alloysteel (Most people slog through life without ever knowing the wonders of true insanity.)
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To: Navy Patriot

He murdered himself. He kept lying about how good Cali was in spite of facts presented that showed the opposite. Viewers saw what a fraud he is in real time.


14 posted on 12/01/2023 9:26:15 AM PST by freedom1st (Build the Wall)
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To: stanne

“notwithstanding out of control cheating”

If out of control cheating denied Trump the election in 2020, won’t it happen again?

Not in Florida, they have cheating under control there, but elsewhere?

Trump and his allies need to make changes to ensure the same thing doesn’t happen again outside Florida.

Are they?


15 posted on 12/01/2023 9:27:37 AM PST by jeffersondem
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"You, Sir are not a Kennedy."


16 posted on 12/01/2023 9:28:35 AM PST by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: Navy Patriot

I do believe that consideration of Newsom as a “rescue” emergency replacement for candidate Biden was dealt a fatal blow. The Zombie Biden is now more sure than ever to be the RAT’s 2024 candidate. If the latest plague being promoted succeeds in allowing another mammoth round of vote fraud then we will almost certainly see a PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS be inaugurated upon Brandon’s increasingly likely death sometime in the next term.


17 posted on 12/01/2023 9:32:11 AM PST by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAo prou)
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To: maddog55

DeSantis rehabilitated himself specifically by demolishing Newsom.

It wasn’t just that Newsom was awful, DeSantis seemed comfortable and confidant, with the awkwardness we’ve seen displayed on the hustings notably absent. Clearly, DeSantis’ political consultants were telling him to not be so obviously the litigator/lawyer, and “loosen up”. That was a mistake: people will take a pol at face value if they’re either a) genuine or b) able to fake it. DeSantis can’t fake it, so based on this performance, he should just lean in to the persona that works for him and let the chips fall where they may.

That said, only the most dedicated politics nerds tuned in at all, so the initial damage to Newsom will be limited. But what a treasure trove of clips and gifs and memes. It really was glorious.


18 posted on 12/01/2023 9:40:04 AM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: Miami Rebel

Newsome’s arrogance leading up to last night, AND last night, did him in.
The Left will still try to prop him up, however possible.


19 posted on 12/01/2023 9:40:51 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: freedom1st

Does anyone know how many democrats watched the debate last night?


20 posted on 12/01/2023 9:40:52 AM PST by GOPJ (...President of the United States is a...controlled asset of the Chinese Communist Party. Sam Faddis)
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