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Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker: officials
FOX News ^ | November 21, 2023 | Adam Sabes

Posted on 11/29/2023 7:07:37 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A Florida man allegedly threw a package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two were arguing over their empty coffee maker.

Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two argued over their coffee maker that had no water in it, according to FOX 35.

According to Lake County Sheriff's deputies, the couple, who has been married for over 40 years, got into a verbal argument while sitting at a table.

At some point, Sandoval allegedly became "aggressive" and threw the package of Oreo cookies at her chest, which caused her to fall.

Sandoval also placed his hands on her throat while she was on the ground, deputies said, adding her airways weren't restricted.

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KEYWORDS: argument; assault; florida; floridaman; lakecounty; oreos
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Soon, in Michigan, this would be cause to confiscate all of his guns.


21 posted on 11/29/2023 8:23:24 PM PST by TigersEye (Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
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Hell, we’ve all done it


22 posted on 11/29/2023 8:37:06 PM PST by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: Dr. Sivana

So you dumped her for making you a sandwich?


23 posted on 11/29/2023 8:53:59 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: lepton
So you dumped her for making you a sandwich?

I bought the sandwich. It came apart when she threw it at me. The last straw was when she climbed onto the hood of my 1966 Dodge Dart and started pulling at the windshield wipers.

She actually was a very good cook, but it was accompanied by a bad case of Italian temper.
24 posted on 11/29/2023 9:03:00 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: reg45
Coffee with Oreos, not milk?

As long as it is not flavored coffee . . . sure!

It dunks very nicely. You can also have heavy cream in your coffee for some dairy exposure, if desired.
25 posted on 11/29/2023 9:04:23 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Bob434

Well at least he’s going in with automatic creds and respect during lockup...


26 posted on 11/29/2023 9:10:26 PM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is news?

National news?


27 posted on 11/29/2023 9:12:27 PM PST by x (Can x survive with the FR or Subscription model? Send me your dues and we'll find out together.)
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To: Captain Peter Blood
So why didn’t he put the water in if that was the problem? I mean how hard is that, so he blames his wife for that.

I guess he was having a bad day.

28 posted on 11/29/2023 9:31:27 PM PST by chud
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Sandavol, it’s the spores.

But Spock had the time of his life


29 posted on 11/29/2023 9:37:40 PM PST by Varsity Flight ( See"War byc🙏🙏 the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18. Nazarite prayer warriors. 10.5.6.5)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If someone wants to throw a bag of Pepperidge Farm Milanos at me, I won’t call the cops. I promise.

Just don’t expect those Milanos back.


30 posted on 11/29/2023 9:42:46 PM PST by Allegra (Great Clowns Think Alike )
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To: Dr. Sivana

Did they indict the ham sandwich?


31 posted on 11/29/2023 9:44:52 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: x

This happens when an invisible switch in a woman’s mind has been thrown.

She surely went way out of her way to provoke the man in an effort to find the thinnest of reeds in support of calling 911 with a complaint about domestic violence, even if the claim is, (unfounded) “fear of” domestic violence.

The local police are only too happy to pick up the duplicitous, reputation-mangling “damsel in distress” script from that point forward.


32 posted on 11/29/2023 9:50:43 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: Captain Peter Blood
Its never about the oreos. these people have decided to hate each other and let the chips fall where they may as they live their lives trying to outdo each other in the " whos the a-Hole" game.

for some people anger is a drug thats hard to quit. it gives them a sense of control when they can scream at someone without a filter and nothing bad IE: a punch in the mouth , ever happens.

That use your words and express your feelings crap has got to stop.

chinese proverb. if you are plotting revenge, dig 2 graves first.

33 posted on 11/29/2023 9:56:59 PM PST by Ikeon (I stopped going to my family doctor whenever I felt sick. I've never been healthier. .)
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To: All

Well we are all being bombarded with requests to accept cookies so what makes her so special?


34 posted on 11/29/2023 11:42:21 PM PST by Peter ODonnell (Prayers up for Jim Robinson and family ... an island of sanity in a sea of madness. )
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To: NFHale; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, if they were double stuffed Oreos, that makes them high capacity assault cookies

We need "reasonable Oreo-control laws!"

Regards,

35 posted on 11/30/2023 1:15:36 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Dr. Sivana
I once had a fianceé fiancée who threw a ham sandwich at me.

Whenever anyone throws food at you, you should always make a point of lunging at it / grabbing it with your jaws while it's still up in flight.

Regards,

36 posted on 11/30/2023 1:24:04 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Fox must not have gotten the memo that Jerry Springer and his pathetic TV show are dead. The fewer there are having an interest in this kind of dysfunctionality the better for the world it’ll be.


37 posted on 11/30/2023 2:00:16 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: NFHale

LOL


38 posted on 11/30/2023 2:32:48 AM PST by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: equaviator

I used to watch Springer during a break between college classes. Miss that show.


39 posted on 11/30/2023 2:40:09 AM PST by moviefan8 (The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum)
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To: alexander_busek

Re laws:

Can’t. It’ll be “raycisst”. There’s black and white involved… and since the double stuffing is white, the black cookie sides will scream they’re being unfairly targeted….


40 posted on 11/30/2023 3:10:49 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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