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Paris Hilton’s baby son Phoenix trolled on social media over the shape of his head
news.com.au ^ | 10/21/23 | Christine Estera

Posted on 10/24/2023 10:25:52 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009

An innocent photo Paris Hilton posted of her baby son has attracted cruel comments from her followers

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: baby; donate2freerepublic; hilton; paris
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Upon careful analysis with facial recognition software, the little guy appears to be a composition of the entire New York Nicks basketball team, and a midget doorman in Manhattan, named “Big Johnson”.


21 posted on 10/24/2023 10:41:06 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Babies do tend to make fundamental change if the parents are willing. She looks happy, so good for her. I didn’t say he wasn’t, just not the cutest. Hopefully the Hilton money won’t turn him into a brat.
As far as race goes, please just look around, it should be very obvious up in liberal Taxachussets.


22 posted on 10/24/2023 10:42:01 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: BigFreakinToad

I’m a father and grandfather, it didn’t look so bad to me, he’ll grow out of it.


23 posted on 10/24/2023 10:42:44 AM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Looks like a perfectly normal baby. Bright eyes. Perhaps he’s got more smarts than mom.

When my brother was born, he had HUGE ears. His baby pictures looked like some kind of elf. Our older siblings called him “Dumbo.”

He grew into them.


24 posted on 10/24/2023 10:43:19 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Wonder how she gets rid of the herpes in the baby? Does Valtrex come in baby gel?


25 posted on 10/24/2023 10:43:53 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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To: TexasFreeper2009

And regarding Paris Hilton, I don’t find 14 year old boy physiques attractive in the least. She needs to go find 50 pounds, breasts, and an a$$. Old women with eating disorders are well, just sad. Look at Celine Dion.


26 posted on 10/24/2023 10:45:02 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

A real five head there.


27 posted on 10/24/2023 10:46:03 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Night Hides Not

He is cute in his dapper little cloths


28 posted on 10/24/2023 10:46:19 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
Could be worse


29 posted on 10/24/2023 10:47:43 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: TexasFreeper2009
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30 posted on 10/24/2023 10:48:29 AM PDT by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Obviously, people have just too much leisure time.


31 posted on 10/24/2023 10:48:47 AM PDT by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: Chgogal

I saw the pic. What’s the issue? Cute baby with a big head, hopefully housing a nice big brain.

He’s adorable.


32 posted on 10/24/2023 10:49:47 AM PDT by TheWriterTX (🇺🇸✝️🇮🇱)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

My Grandmother would say that a forehead that broad is a sign of intelligence...


33 posted on 10/24/2023 10:51:07 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Kid should be alright, when it was born my head was slightly cone shaped which worried my father but within a year it rounded out.


34 posted on 10/24/2023 10:51:15 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("A republic, if you can keep it" Benjam Franklin.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Megamind as a baby? :P


35 posted on 10/24/2023 10:51:42 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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36 posted on 10/24/2023 10:53:10 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: TexasFreeper2009

I don’t get it. The child looks normal and healthy to me. What’s the fuss?


37 posted on 10/24/2023 10:53:56 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Really. This is even stupider than the usual FR gossip post.


38 posted on 10/24/2023 10:54:32 AM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Flash Bazbeaux

I used to stay in the Paris Hilton.


39 posted on 10/24/2023 10:55:57 AM PDT by Aria
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To: TexasFreeper2009
A strapping young lad:


40 posted on 10/24/2023 10:56:06 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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