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Watch: Man pretends to be mannequin to steal from shopping centre after it closed
AOL ^ | 10/20/23 | Holly Patrick

Posted on 10/21/2023 11:34:49 AM PDT by DallasBiff

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Where was the window dresser? All the store security was kick him in the groin, and see he wasn't a mannequin.
1 posted on 10/21/2023 11:34:50 AM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Reminds me of Evening Primrose, by the great short story writer John Collier.


2 posted on 10/21/2023 11:41:35 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DallasBiff

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-pretends-to-be-mannequin-in-shop-before-stealing-jewellery-and-eating-at-restauran-b2432565.html

3 posted on 10/21/2023 11:43:17 AM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: DallasBiff

I read that first as ‘Portland’ and wondered why he was going to all the trouble when he could have just smash’ngrabbed.


4 posted on 10/21/2023 11:45:35 AM PDT by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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To: DallasBiff

This is chump change. Better to pose as a puppet in order to steal billions from the American taxpayer.


5 posted on 10/21/2023 11:46:50 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: DallasBiff

Security: Pretty real looking mannequin.

Mannequin: Thank you

Security: You’re welcome. Carry on.


6 posted on 10/21/2023 11:49:46 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: DallasBiff

Reminds me of the trick of getting into an event by walking slowly backwards through the exiting crowd.


7 posted on 10/21/2023 11:52:22 AM PDT by firebrand
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To: lowbridge

LOL

I thought of that classic episode, too. A way to nip crime in the bud.


8 posted on 10/21/2023 11:52:22 AM PDT by frank ballenger (β€œMy job is to inform, not to convince.” St. Bernadette Soubirous )
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To: firebrand

I trust that’s not from personal experience.πŸ˜‡


9 posted on 10/21/2023 11:53:34 AM PDT by frank ballenger (β€œMy job is to inform, not to convince.” St. Bernadette Soubirous )
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To: Zack Attack

”Boy, the resemblace is uncanny.”

10 posted on 10/21/2023 11:54:08 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: DallasBiff

Maybe he’s a Ken dol and doesn’t have anything there


11 posted on 10/21/2023 11:54:55 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: frank ballenger

I did once get into the ballet by folding up a bill so it looked something like a ticket.

The front row was always empty. The sound of shoes hitting the floor detracts from the aesthetics.

Got to see Fonteyn and Nureyev.


12 posted on 10/21/2023 12:04:40 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: DallasBiff

Points for thinking outside the box.
If the could come up with a good plan to robe a bank, and get away with it I would have done it decades ago.πŸ‘πŸ˜‰
What? The FDIC would cover your meager losses.πŸŽƒ


13 posted on 10/21/2023 12:16:34 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
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To: Sirius Lee

Just like Brandon.


14 posted on 10/21/2023 12:20:24 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: DallasBiff

He’s no dummy.


15 posted on 10/21/2023 12:21:20 PM PDT by NH Red
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To: gundog; dfwgator

🎢🎢🎢🎡🎡And we can build this dream together 🎢🎢🎢🎢🎡🎡🎡πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

https://youtu.be/3wxyN3z9PL4?si=hPB8HNUnt1X-7rL6


16 posted on 10/21/2023 12:22:11 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Larry Lucido; dfwgator; null and void

Is that Anne Francis?


17 posted on 10/21/2023 12:23:30 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Can’t believe they went from “White Rabbit” to that dreck.


18 posted on 10/21/2023 12:26:54 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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19 posted on 10/21/2023 12:31:25 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: MotorCityBuck

I remember my 14 year old son telling me that bank robbers have an 80% success rate. I got a little bit scared...but he turned out all right.


20 posted on 10/21/2023 12:43:39 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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