Where was the window dresser? All the store security was kick him in the groin, and see he wasn't a mannequin.
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of Evening Primrose, by the great short story writer John Collier.
To: DallasBiff
3 posted on
10/21/2023 11:43:17 AM PDT by
lowbridge
("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
To: DallasBiff
I read that first as ‘Portland’ and wondered why he was going to all the trouble when he could have just smash’ngrabbed.
4 posted on
10/21/2023 11:45:35 AM PDT by
eclecticEel
("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
To: DallasBiff
This is chump change. Better to pose as a puppet in order to steal billions from the American taxpayer.
5 posted on
10/21/2023 11:46:50 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: DallasBiff
Security: Pretty real looking mannequin.
Mannequin: Thank you
Security: You’re welcome. Carry on.
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of the trick of getting into an event by walking slowly backwards through the exiting crowd.
7 posted on
10/21/2023 11:52:22 AM PDT by
firebrand
To: DallasBiff
Maybe he’s a Ken dol and doesn’t have anything there
11 posted on
10/21/2023 11:54:55 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: DallasBiff
Points for thinking outside the box.
If the could come up with a good plan to robe a bank, and get away with it I would have done it decades ago.👍😉
What? The FDIC would cover your meager losses.🎃
13 posted on
10/21/2023 12:16:34 PM PDT by
MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you filthy animal! )
To: DallasBiff
15 posted on
10/21/2023 12:21:20 PM PDT by
NH Red
To: All
24 posted on
10/21/2023 2:24:03 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships”)
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