Posted on 08/12/2023 6:31:04 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A local man seen on surveillance video allegedly stealing at least $1,000 worth of lobster and meat from a Little River restaurant at least twice last month has been nabbed.
According to a police report, cops responded to the Off Site Nano Brewery at 8250 NE Second Avenue, on a burglary call on the morning of July 26.
One of the owners of the eatery known for its “Super Good” chicken sandwiches told officers that upon walking into the business at around 9 a.m. he noticed the door to the freezer, where perishable food was stored, open.
Off Site’s surveillance video shows a man in a short sleeve shirt and shorts climbing a shopping cart to climb over a fence, then throwing several packages into a bin and fleeing the area, in the middle of the night.
“The defendant is seen throwing what appears to be packs of food over the rear gated fence,” the complaint says. “At approximately 2:51 a.m., the suspect is seen using a black cart to assist him to climb back over the gated fence to leave. The defendant is then seen loading the packets of food into the red shopping cart and leaving the area.”
The individual matched the description of a shirtless person who also appears on surveillance footage in the back of the business on July 23, similarly chucking several packs of comestibles into a trash bin, then hauling the stash away with a handcart at around 4:30 a.m.
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That’s like, what, three or four lobsters now.
I think this is called “spontaneous redistribution of the wealth” nowadays. “Theft” is too harsh.
yeah...they sure have skyrocketed. i was buying russian king crab (the best) from wegmans...but that’s history now.
The lobster didn’t have a shirt?
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They make great pets, and they don’t like to live alone! Lobster rescue is an honorable profession.
Poorly written article. “Florida Man” was not in the headline! Instead we are anticipating shirtless lobsters.
An unrepentant thief — the new 2024 ‘RAT frontrunner!
Lobsters wear wrist bands.
First it was @$$less chaps, now it’s shirtless lobsters. DeSantis, DeSantis, special session of the legislature...immediately!
Need a sign - “No shirt, no stealing”
My brother worked for his step-father managing a restaurant in Tulsa back in the fifties. One night the step-father noticed several suspicious items in the dumpster. Upon investigation, he found multiple roasts, turkeys, hams, etc., all cooked and wrapped in aluminum foil.
From that day forward, only my brother, his step-father, and step-mother had keys to the back door and one was always present when the trash was placed in the dumpster.
All chaps are “assless,” as they’re just leg protectors that are attached to each other via a waistbelt.
I used to ride my motorcycle wearing them, and on hot days I would wear shorts underneath so I could be cool and comfy at my destination after I peeled them off (I would have a change of shoes as well).
It’s just that some people like to wear chaps without a proper pair of pants underneath, and that’s a problem (for civil society).
He stole a lobster without a shirt?
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